There is only one me sweetheart. 
OK. It's that usually you write very well and very articulate. Here you speak of yourself in the third person and it's a bit convoluted. I thought "The Chemist", as you like to call him, was pitch hitting. Not that that would be a bad thing.
"She has to say he liked her stuff a hell of a lot more than he liked his still approved at kill supplier Omega."
"She has to say, ask about her on any board she sourced on"