My pet hates:
1. Having to modify doorways in house to dbl width.
2. Travelling everywhere on the back of a flat-bed truck.
3. Needing assistance getting dressed.
4. Having people pointing and stare and taking pics with their cellphone cams.
5. Showering entails standing on lawn naked and getting hosed down.
6. Having to use "special" facilities when entering revolving doors, metal-detectors and turnstyles.
7. Supers call maintenance to be on standby when I enter an elevator.
8. Escalators coming to a grinding halt when I climb on them.
9. Flying cargo.
10.The expense of having tents and canvas converted to clothing.
11.Mail order labs not having wholesale pricing for my monthly sups, and constantly running out of stock.
12.All these insignificant creatures in the gym using puny weights and taking up my O2 when I'm there.
13.Needing assistance wiping my ass, especially bad in public toilets.
14.Having to take my own customized deck chair to watch a movie. And portable grill, small fridge, blender and generator.
15.Supermarket aisles, my shoulders rub on opposing shelves and I get a rash.
16.Having to go to vets office for check-up due to equipment in regular doctor being designed for "normal" people.
17.My favourite buffet all-you-can-eat restaurants keep closing down.
18.Needing assistance injecting my buttocks.
19.2 pending court cases for manslaughter after having woken up "on" my now deceased girlfriends.
20.Not being taken seriously as an accomplished love poetry writer and classical composer.