Anyone have any Carrie Underwood stories?

[thisiskeith12]

do tell.

[carvedoutofwood]

do tell.

ummm, yeah, so i was training back like two months ago... slightly parched, so i walk over to buy a bottle of water... who do i see doign cardio on the stairmaster... carrie muthorfocking underwood... so of co i finish up with back real quick,... and walk over to the cardio area... mind u i never ever do cardio... shes on the reg stepper machine, so i get on the one like it, right next to her...

[thisiskeith12]

ummm, yeah, so i was training back like two months ago... slightly parched, so i walk over to buy a bottle of water... who do i see doign cardio on the stairmaster... carrie muthorfocking underwood... so of co i finish up with back real quick,... and walk over to the cardio area... mind u i never ever do cardio... shes on the reg stepper machine, so i get on the one like it, right next to her...

 

What happened next?

[carvedoutofwood]

slurping on my sports bottle type water bottle i notice that she doesnt have a beverage... i hold out mine and ask "you thirsty"... she yips "thanks carvedout of wood" ... so im like "no porblem... you into anal"...

[Mr. Intenseone]

I have none and I'm a HUGE country fan....all I know is next to Shania Twain, she's the hottest women alive!!

http://www.carrieunderwoodofficial.com/

[Hedgehog]

I have none and I'm a HUGE country fan....all I know is next to Shania Twain, she's the hottest women alive!!

http://www.carrieunderwoodofficial.com/

Because she's a gaper?

YIP
Zack

[canadian_husker]

slurping on my sports bottle type water bottle i notice that she doesnt have a beverage... i hold out mine and ask "you thirsty"... she yips "thanks carvedout of wood" ... so im like "no porblem... you into anal"...

LOL. that fucking cracked me up