Author Topic: Savage day after Thanksgiving gym owning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 6881 times)

Ok, here's my owning. So, I was at Planet Fitness and this 12 year old girl comes in, couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. And, she's all, like, struttin around like she's huge or somethin. Massive imaginary lat syndrome. So, I go up to her and say, "What's your problem bitch?! You think you're some kind of big shot?" She kicked me in the nuts and I cried for, like, an hour. I mean, what kind of girl only has the power to kick a guy in the nuts and make him cry for an hour? Geez.

Then, this other time this invalid gets wheeled in on a hospital bed- IV and everything. I noticed he had bigger arms than me and I began to wonder what they were pumping into his bloodstream. "Juicer" I wispered under my breath as I walked past him and then ran for the door. With all those steroids in his system, there was no telling when he was going to be able to walk again and I wasn't going to wait around and get my ass kicked!

efirkey · « **Reply #62 on:** November 25, 2006, 11:50:38 AM »

did you hit the lunk alarm?

student · « **Reply #63 on:** November 25, 2006, 01:45:54 PM »

Quote from: efirkey on November 25, 2006, 11:50:38 AM

did you hit the lunk alarm?

RJB · « **Reply #64 on:** November 25, 2006, 07:44:17 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 24, 2006, 12:49:03 PM

i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.

I once made fun of people on the internets.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #65 on:** November 25, 2006, 08:02:46 PM »

i was watching the new james bond movie last night with my "girlfriend" when these little spictors kept making their phones go off. i got up and said "hey dickhead!" in the middle of the theater. their gang of 5, with their little paco jeans and bald heads with tails hanging off at the head turned their phones off. they got up a minute later and said "man i got this shit bootlegged at home anyways" and walked out.

for a second i realized they were gonna jump me in the parking lot, all 5 at once because mexicans are pussies like that. then they'd probably rape my girlfriend and share a corona.

they weren't out there. but just in case, i double stepped to my car.

SS · « **Reply #66 on:** November 25, 2006, 08:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on November 25, 2006, 08:02:46 PM

i was watching the new james bond movie last night with my "girlfriend" when these little spictors kept making their phones go off. i got up and said "hey dickhead!" in the middle of the theater. their gang of 5, with their little paco jeans and bald heads with tails hanging off at the head turned their phones off. they got up a minute later and said "man i got this shit bootlegged at home anyways" and walked out.

for a second i realized they were gonna jump me in the parking lot, all 5 at once because mexicans are pussies like that. then they'd probably rape my girlfriend and share a corona.

they weren't out there. but just in case, i double stepped to my car.

you could of use UK gold in your corner........wait they werent girls right?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #67 on:** November 25, 2006, 08:10:28 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 25, 2006, 08:05:53 PM

you could of use UK gold in your corner........wait they werent girls right?

no, thank god. just mexican.

SS · « **Reply #68 on:** November 25, 2006, 08:19:45 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on November 25, 2006, 08:10:28 PM

no, thank god. just mexican.

mexican guys all think they're boxers

hey "bro" if you need me to bodygaurd for you, I'm very cheap!

I work for food!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #69 on:** November 25, 2006, 08:34:13 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on November 25, 2006, 08:06:37 AM

laughter is one step away from a good orgasm

swing and a miss

Frauhorn · « **Reply #70 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:24:39 AM »

Quote from: jacshelb on November 25, 2006, 09:27:02 AM

Ok, here's my owning. So, I was at Planet Fitness and this 12 year old girl comes in, couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. And, she's all, like, struttin around like she's huge or somethin. Massive imaginary lat syndrome. So, I go up to her and say, "What's your problem bitch?! You think you're some kind of big shot?" She kicked me in the nuts and I cried for, like, an hour. I mean, what kind of girl only has the power to kick a guy in the nuts and make him cry for an hour? Geez.

Then, this other time this invalid gets wheeled in on a hospital bed- IV and everything. I noticed he had bigger arms than me and I began to wonder what they were pumping into his bloodstream. "Juicer" I wispered under my breath as I walked past him and then ran for the door. With all those steroids in his system, there was no telling when he was going to be able to walk again and I wasn't going to wait around and get my ass kicked!

lol so hard i cried

pumpster · « **Reply #71 on:** November 26, 2006, 06:20:42 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 25, 2006, 07:20:31 AM

brutal 15 inch arms and sweaty mullett.

OWNED by "old cock": $:-\$

student · « **Reply #72 on:** November 26, 2006, 08:47:05 AM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 25, 2006, 08:19:45 PM

mexican guys all think they're boxers

hey "bro" if you need me to bodygaurd for you, I'm very cheap!

I work for food!

mexicans are good boxers, but boxing has weight classes. flyweights shouldn't swing on heavy weights.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #73 on:** November 26, 2006, 02:43:06 PM »

I was in the gym Friday blasting my back when this 140lb kid starts doing db rows with the 45s! I picked up the 130s shot 12 quick reps and did a lat spread in his face blocking out the sun! I said you can only dream of having a back like this shit head now fuck off! Then i went back to training, or as i like to call it WAR!

tomr1976 · « **Reply #74 on:** November 26, 2006, 02:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on November 26, 2006, 02:43:06 PM

I was in the gym Friday blasting my back when this 140lb kid starts doing db rows with the 45s! I picked up the 130s shot 12 quick reps and did a lat spread in his face blocking out the sun! I said you can only dream of having a back like this shit head now f**k off! Then i went back to training, or as i like to call it WAR!

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