Author Topic: Buddhist monk cuts off penis (Read 4228 times)

Nordic Superman · « **on:** November 25, 2006, 06:58:14 AM »

A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061122/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_thailand_monk_1

The creation of another Thai ladyboy.

Diesel1 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2006, 01:21:23 PM »

Have you ever chopped off your penis Norris?

JasonH · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2006, 02:00:09 PM »

Stupid monks.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2006, 02:08:58 PM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on November 25, 2006, 01:21:23 PM

Have you ever chopped off your penis Norris?

Nope.

BTW... I was gonna invite you to come "paki bashing" mate... then I found this:

You've let the team down lil' Ches!

bmacsys · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2006, 04:31:35 PM »

What a fucking idiot. He should have just jerked off. That would have alleviated the problem. Seriously, without a cock how do you piss? Is there just a gaping hole where it was?

24KT · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2006, 12:22:17 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on November 25, 2006, 04:31:35 PM

What a fucking idiot. He should have just jerked off. That would have alleviated the problem. Seriously, without a cock how do you piss? Is there just a gaping hole where it was?

Geez Louise!

I don't know bmacsys,... perhaps the same way billions of women have managed to accomplish this task throughout the ages, despite not having such an evidently troublesome appendage

24KT · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:00:28 AM »

That's what happens if you haven't quite mastered channelling the energy where you want it during meditation, you end up channelling it where you don't. His solution is stupid IMO. He should simply learn to do it right. What can ya do?

gtbro1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:05:48 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on November 25, 2006, 04:31:35 PM

Seriously, without a cock how do you piss?

sitting down.

24KT · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:10:35 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 26, 2006, 01:05:48 AM

sitting down.

there's nothing wrong with that.

freespirit · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2006, 02:07:33 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 26, 2006, 01:05:48 AM

sitting down.

I do that mostly at home, where I know the toilet-seat is clean, to do that safely.

That monk is a mental case.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2006, 03:06:10 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on November 26, 2006, 02:07:33 AM

I do that mostly at home, where I know the toilet-seat is clean, to do that safely.

That monk is a mental case.

You're a man that sits down to piss?

Diesel1 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2006, 07:38:42 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on November 26, 2006, 03:06:10 AM

You're a man that sits down to piss?

lol he must be a little fruity

bmacsys · « **Reply #12 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:10:37 AM »

Quote from: Diesel1 on November 26, 2006, 07:38:42 AM

lol he must be a little fruity

A little fruity is an understatement!

freespirit · « **Reply #13 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:31:46 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on November 26, 2006, 10:10:37 AM

A little fruity is an understatement!

I sincerely hope for you that you know the meaning of the word "understatement," otherwise, you can look it up in your dictionary. That is, if you know what a dictionary is. If you actually know what a dictionary is, then you have to actually find the word "understatement."

I bet you're the type of "guy" that starts at the beginning, the letter A,a.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:52:39 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on November 26, 2006, 10:31:46 AM

I sincerely hope for you that you know the meaning of the word "understatement," otherwise, you can look it up in your dictionary. That is, if you know what a dictionary is. If you actually know what a dictionary is, then you have to actually find the word "understatement."

I bet you're the type of "guy" that starts at the beginning, the letter A,a.

You're a man that sits down to piss?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #15 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:58:49 AM »

fruitcake

freespirit · « **Reply #16 on:** November 26, 2006, 10:59:53 AM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on November 26, 2006, 10:52:39 AM

You're a man that sits down to piss?

Only at home, yes.

Diesel1 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:01:13 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on November 26, 2006, 10:59:53 AM

Only at home, yes.

do you were lipstick?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #18 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:01:47 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on November 26, 2006, 10:59:53 AM

Only at home, yes.

Fuck is your hose for then? Other then fucking of course.

Bindare_Dundat · « **Reply #19 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:07:28 AM »

If I have half a boner I have to sit and push my wang down to pee or my piss will end up on the shower curtain or the side of the of the bathroom sink.

Bindare_Dundat · « **Reply #20 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:17:03 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on November 26, 2006, 11:13:33 AM

It's too short to bend down at such a sharp angle when you're standing up?

I need answers buddy, not more questions.

bmacsys · « **Reply #21 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:22:04 AM »

You think he could have taken less drastic measures?

Deedee · « **Reply #22 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:44:58 AM »

If he was a Buddhist monk, this is probably why he did it...

Desire is almost as defiling as the act itself, however: "He who enjoys looking at women, even in painting, is not detached from the act." In the traditional Buddhist classification, there are three passions: hatred, love, and ignorance. Desire, in the form of love (raga, a word meaning color, but also lewdness, concupiscence, lust, attraction), is therefore one of the "three poisons" that pollute and maintain human existence. According to this conception, all existence (human or nonhuman, because this is true even for the gods) is fundamentally defiled.

Guess he took care of the problem altogether.

Looks like he'll have to pee with a catheter thingy from now on.