Where is Klaus?

[saucetradomous]

He'll be leaving one of these under everyone's christmas tree this year

[gmflex]

Has there been an klaus sightings

[Nordic Beast]

He was covered in Cell-TECH when he traveled through time, to protect him from the strain of time travel.

Doring. Klaus Doring.

Ja, natürlich.

YIP
Zack

yes indeed Hedge---Long has Klaus suffered and shouldered the burden of all humanity, countless times saving this retched, not worthy to breath the same air as the legendary Klaus, race from certain destruction.  Time travel is but one of mighty powers that Klaus can harness and use at will.

Here we can clearly see Klaus in a rare candid moment, working on his time machine.

[logical?]

Didn't he invade Iraq with the USA?

Last thing I heard oil prices were getting pretty high- think he might have gone and secured himself a cheap source.

[Figo]

Classic lines. Puts Reeves, Zane, Paris to shame. They should discard the Sandow statuette, and give Mr O's the Klaus Trophy in homage to this perfect specimen.