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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2006, 07:53:19 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 04, 2006, 07:51:22 PM
when the guy is dead everybody goes back to their weights and you hear the usuall cling clonk, yeah baby, lightweight shit ;D

Funny shiznit.  ;D
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2006, 08:43:44 AM »
Hey have you raped a 13 year old girl yet? Why don't you kill your wife again you monkey worshiping fuckin gobi eater.
Sushant Kapur. why dont you die already hahah al you can do is hate and point fingers lol you are pathetic ;D ;D

You have to be a special kind of guy to believe the story and well we are all special here...

Learn to have some faith Sushant Kapur.

Oh and I know you want to know how to fuck a corps http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=110620.0 since nobody will be mad enough to go out with your phedophile monkey worshiping gobi eating ass this should be handy lol
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2006, 08:45:38 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 05, 2006, 08:43:44 AM
Hey have you raped a 13 year old girl yet? Why don't you kill your wife again you monkey worshiping fuckin gobi eater.
Sushant Kapur. why dont you die already hahah al you can do is hate and point fingers lol you are pathetic ;D ;D

You have to be a special kind of guy to believe the story and well we are all special here...

Learn to have some faith Sushant Kapur.
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #53 on: December 05, 2006, 08:46:56 AM »
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2006, 08:48:07 AM »
I would have used the body to stack it on my legpress machine. Now thats hardcore.











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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2006, 08:49:02 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 05, 2006, 08:43:44 AM
Hey have you raped a 13 year old girl yet? Why don't you kill your wife again you monkey worshiping fuckin gobi eater.
Sushant Kapur. why dont you die already hahah al you can do is hate and point fingers lol you are pathetic ;D ;D

You have to be a special kind of guy to believe the story and well we are all special here...

Learn to have some faith Sushant Kapur.

Oh and I know you want to know how to f**k a corps http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=110620.0 since nobody will be mad enough to go out with your phedophile monkey worshiping gobi eating ass this should be handy lol


HAHAHAHA! Stark keeping up the Debussey legacy.

Team Sushant Kapur is gaining strength.
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #56 on: December 05, 2006, 08:50:38 AM »
Quote from: musclehedz on December 05, 2006, 08:48:07 AM
I would have used the body to stack it on my legpress machine. Now thats hardcore.


Good point; drain GH, use the body for forced reps until the ambulance arrives.  ;D
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #57 on: December 05, 2006, 08:52:57 AM »
Cap86 i was just about to post the deadlift joke lol
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #58 on: December 05, 2006, 08:54:50 AM »
Maybe he took doing Skullcrushers too literally, there I knew there was another joke there somewhere
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #59 on: December 05, 2006, 08:55:08 AM »
Quote from: musclehedz on December 05, 2006, 08:48:07 AM
I would have used the body to stack it on my legpress machine. Now thats hardcore.











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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2006, 08:59:32 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 04, 2006, 07:20:14 PM
Some no good gym trainer gave him mouth to mouth (gay  ::) )

So you're saying that if/when you have a heart attack, you'd prefer they just let you die? That's pretty idiotic.
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2006, 09:02:06 AM »
I would have put him on my back, done some Donkey Calf Raises and thanked him for being a fat bastard when I felt the burn.
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2006, 09:17:14 AM »
Quote from: donrhummy on December 05, 2006, 08:59:32 AM
So you're saying that if/when you have a heart attack, you'd prefer they just let you die? That's pretty idiotic.

another poor fucker who hasn't seen Family guy yet ::)
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2006, 09:54:32 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on December 05, 2006, 09:02:06 AM
I would have put him on my back, done some Donkey Calf Raises and thanked him for being a fat bastard when I felt the burn.


lmao
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2006, 09:57:59 AM »
hahahha, after people removed the thyroid, pituitary, and adrenal glands i bet it dawned on "Stark" there was something left of value,  and he ducked his head under the covered sheets for just a few minutes to see if he could extract any protein straight from the tap.   monster gay necrophilia
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2006, 10:07:15 AM »
did he paid his dues?
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #66 on: December 05, 2006, 10:08:27 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 04, 2006, 07:20:14 PM
That came kind of unexpected to be honest...

I had nothing but my normal workout in my mind when I entered the gym.
So I do Chest and Biceps and when I was finished I went over to the cardiobunny area to do some stretching ;D
Anyways there was this dude on the treadmill and I was not looking but what I heard was a big boom and when I heard people shouting I looked over to were he was and he I tell you something folks he wasn't running anymore.

He must have had an heartattack and slid of the Treadmill, at this point I walked over to already 10 people standing beside the guy who was around 40-50 years old.
Some no good gym trainer gave him mouth to mouth (gay  ::) ) and they even used the these heartthingys to get his heart going again. (they just have them in a couple of month now, I'll bet you the gymstaff did not think they were using them so fast)
Anyways they guy was dead and they called the police and the paramedics.

It was kind of strange coz everybody went back to his workout lol and they put something over the guy and waited for the police to report and the paramedics to get the guy out of the gym.
Today I heard that the gym will be closed tomorrow for further investigation.

R.I.P

I'll just hope he finished his set.

Was he doing sets on the treadmill?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2006, 10:09:38 AM »
Quote from: Bear on December 05, 2006, 10:08:27 AM
Was he doing sets on the treadmill?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Is "Bear" short for "MuscleBear"?
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2006, 10:10:08 AM »
Quote from: Bear on December 05, 2006, 10:08:27 AM
Was he doing sets on the treadmill?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Is the Pope still Catholic?
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2006, 10:13:47 AM »
Quote from: Stark on December 05, 2006, 10:10:08 AM
Is the Pope still Catholic?

No he's TEAM NUBRET
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2006, 10:31:12 AM »
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2006, 12:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Stark on December 05, 2006, 08:43:44 AM
Hey have you raped a 13 year old girl yet? Why don't you kill your wife again you monkey worshiping fuckin gobi eater.
Sushant Kapur. why dont you die already hahah al you can do is hate and point fingers lol you are pathetic ;D ;D

You have to be a special kind of guy to believe the story and well we are all special here...

Learn to have some faith Sushant Kapur.

Oh and I know you want to know how to f**k a corps http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=110620.0 since nobody will be mad enough to go out with your phedophile monkey worshiping gobi eating ass this should be handy lol

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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2006, 02:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Stark on December 04, 2006, 08:08:10 PM
And that's excactly what seperates yourself from the pros mate.
half of the Pros on this board would not even look up if somebody dies infront of them.

Workout Partner: uhh oh Lee I think somebody died over there mate!!!
Lee: Not now mate, I can just feel the burn coming up


Yeah that's exactly what seperates us from the pros...an uncanny sense of morbidity....well that and 10k worth of gear in our closet and a couple of sugar daddy's to buy more when that runs out...not to mention incredible genetics and the desire to be huge....

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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2006, 02:18:01 PM »
Quote from: bigmoss on December 05, 2006, 12:34:16 PM
monster ownage

here I fixed it for you
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Re: A guy died today in the gym
« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2006, 02:25:39 PM »
Quote from: tleilaxutank on December 05, 2006, 02:17:07 PM

Yeah that's exactly what seperates us from the pros...an uncanny sense of morbidity....well that and 10k worth of gear in our closet and a couple of sugar daddy's to buy more when that runs out...not to mention incredible genetics and the desire to be huge....

 ::)

and my post was intended to be serious pumpkin ::)
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