For you Deedee
Female prayer:Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who'se handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend
Amen.
Male Prayer:I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.