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« Reply #125 on: May 30, 2011, 07:07:36 AM »

COULD YOU UNLOCK CAPS PLEASE ??
WILL YOU PLEASE, ASSBRUSH ??
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« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2011, 07:10:29 AM »

WILL YOU PLEASE, ASSBRUSH ??

LETTER 0 D0SEN'T W0RK.
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« Reply #127 on: May 30, 2011, 07:14:36 AM »

read up you clueless idiots

http://ask.metafilter.com/80543/Anal-on-Saturday-night-how-to-prepare-Friday-or-Saturday

http://www.askmen.com/video/dating/1134-anal-sex-preparation-video.html

you can also read some blogs and info about disasters on porn sets,

done arguing over basic facts with you fools

Personal experiences >>>> Reading about it .

                                                                               I hope this helps.
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« Reply #128 on: May 30, 2011, 07:18:18 AM »

Has been asked before but that fucktard won't listen

Y0U MAD? Grin
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« Reply #129 on: May 30, 2011, 07:24:36 AM »

Had anal sex with three different women. One was 18, curious and up for just about anything, and I mean, anything. I was 22 and spent/lost a weekend fucking her. Met her on the old Microsoft chat pages. We only stopped to drink water, eat fruit, sleep, and went at it again. I banged her ass at least in 4 different sessions and she loved it. Not pretend love, but insisted I fuck her there. Forcefully guided my dick there. Even to this day I still speak to her on Facebook and she still loves ass fucking. She's Canadian and her 'ass' is on offer any time I happen to find myself in Canada. Sadly she went from a beautiful, pert and fit 18 year old to a 26 year old fatty with an ugly boyfriend and boring job. Oh, if only you could've seen her 8 years ago!

The second woman was Norwegian with a list of issue as long as Goodrum's qualifications behind his name. She had anal sex (according to her story) at 15 when she was raped by some singer in a local rock band. Somehow it didn't hurt her (again, what she says) and she says vagina fucking and anal fucking is exactly the same to her. She says, (insert cute Norwegian accent) 'pick a hole and fuck it'. I only dated her for a few months but must've banged that ass 200 times easy. As she had two kids and at least 80 sexual partners in the past her twat was a loose as your gran's and no fun to bang about 3min after entering her. It just fell loose. What's curious about her is that she never had to prepare for anal nor did I have to enter slow. I could be fucking her doggy as hard as I can, slip it in her ass without missing a beat and continue fucking away, it was NOTHING to her. No 'surprises' ever, if I you know what I mean. As crazy as she was in bed, she never liked swallowing and that made her cringe more than getting her ass fucked ever did. Weird girl.

Lastly, some random Spanish slag I picked up in a club in Greece. Couldn't speak much English, nor could I due to the amount of whiskey in me  Grin. Anyway, was a mixture of fucking, passing out, ass fucking, passing out, cumming and passing out for good. Luckily no surprises the next morning and we proceeded to have a good old holiday fucking sesh before she left. Never saw her again. Perfect  Cheesy
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« Reply #130 on: May 30, 2011, 07:27:59 AM »

Had anal sex with three different women. One was 18, curious and up for just about anything, and I mean, anything. I was 22 and spent/lost a weekend fucking her. Met her on the old Microsoft chat pages. We only stopped to drink water, eat fruit, sleep, and went at it again. I banged her ass at least in 4 different sessions and she loved it. Not pretend love, but insisted I fuck her there. Forcefully guided my dick there. Even to this day I still speak to her on Facebook and she still loves ass fucking. She's Canadian and her 'ass' is on offer any time I happen to find myself in Canada. Sadly she went from a beautiful, pert and fit 18 year old to a 26 year old fatty with an ugly boyfriend and boring job. Oh, if only you could've seen her 8 years ago!

The second woman was Norwegian with a list of issue as long as Goodrum's qualifications behind his name. She had anal sex (according to her story) at 15 when she was raped by some singer in a local rock band. Somehow it didn't hurt her (again, what she says) and she says vagina fucking and anal fucking is exactly the same to her. She says, (insert cute Norwegian accent) 'pick a hole and fuck it'. I only dated her for a few months but must've banged that ass 200 times easy. As she had two kids and at least 80 sexual partners in the past her twat was a loose as your gran's and no fun to bang about 3min after entering her. It just fell loose. What's curious about her is that she never had to prepare for anal nor did I have to enter slow. I could be fucking her doggy as hard as I can, slip it in her ass without missing a beat and continue fucking away, it was NOTHING to her. No 'surprises' ever, if I you know what I mean. As crazy as she was in bed, she never liked swallowing and that made her cringe more than getting her ass fucked ever did. Weird girl.

Lastly, some random Spanish slag I picked up in a club in Greece. Couldn't speak much English, nor could I due to the amount of whiskey in me  Grin. Anyway, was a mixture of fucking, passing out, ass fucking, passing out, cumming and passing out for good. Luckily no surprises the next morning and we proceeded to have a good old holiday fucking sesh before she left. Never saw her again. Perfect  Cheesy
When is the release of the movie version??
And: you should introduce the 2nd one to Xerxes !
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« Reply #131 on: May 30, 2011, 07:31:30 AM »

without proper preparation, you will create a huge stinky mess.

WTF ARE Y0U TALKING AB0UT. N0T EVERY GIRL HAS A SHITTY ASS THAT SHE D0SEN'T WIPE. IN THE MIDDLE 0F SEX Y0U CAN D0 IT.


Hmmm.  Sounds like a bit of a crap shoot.
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« Reply #132 on: May 30, 2011, 07:45:51 AM »

Had anal sex with three different women. One was 18, curious and up for just about anything, and I mean, anything. I was 22 and spent/lost a weekend fucking her. Met her on the old Microsoft chat pages. We only stopped to drink water, eat fruit, sleep, and went at it again. I banged her ass at least in 4 different sessions and she loved it. Not pretend love, but insisted I fuck her there. Forcefully guided my dick there. Even to this day I still speak to her on Facebook and she still loves ass fucking. She's Canadian and her 'ass' is on offer any time I happen to find myself in Canada. Sadly she went from a beautiful, pert and fit 18 year old to a 26 year old fatty with an ugly boyfriend and boring job. Oh, if only you could've seen her 8 years ago!

The second woman was Norwegian with a list of issue as long as Goodrum's qualifications behind his name. She had anal sex (according to her story) at 15 when she was raped by some singer in a local rock band. Somehow it didn't hurt her (again, what she says) and she says vagina fucking and anal fucking is exactly the same to her. She says, (insert cute Norwegian accent) 'pick a hole and fuck it'. I only dated her for a few months but must've banged that ass 200 times easy. As she had two kids and at least 80 sexual partners in the past her twat was a loose as your gran's and no fun to bang about 3min after entering her. It just fell loose. What's curious about her is that she never had to prepare for anal nor did I have to enter slow. I could be fucking her doggy as hard as I can, slip it in her ass without missing a beat and continue fucking away, it was NOTHING to her. No 'surprises' ever, if I you know what I mean. As crazy as she was in bed, she never liked swallowing and that made her cringe more than getting her ass fucked ever did. Weird girl.

Lastly, some random Spanish slag I picked up in a club in Greece. Couldn't speak much English, nor could I due to the amount of whiskey in me  Grin. Anyway, was a mixture of fucking, passing out, ass fucking, passing out, cumming and passing out for good. Luckily no surprises the next morning and we proceeded to have a good old holiday fucking sesh before she left. Never saw her again. Perfect  Cheesy
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« Reply #133 on: May 30, 2011, 07:47:53 AM »

When is the release of the movie version??
And: you should introduce the 2nd one to Xerxes !

She lives in Bergen now iirc. We lived together outside Oslo for a while before she got too crazy and I fucked off. I'm sure by now her ass-ring would resemble a wizard's sleeve. Nowhere you want to get close to.
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« Reply #134 on: May 30, 2011, 07:48:22 AM »

There's nothing "gay" about NOT being a fan of getting shit on your bellend...
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« Reply #135 on: May 30, 2011, 07:49:45 AM »

There's nothing "gay" about NOT being a fan of getting shit on your bellend...
Now that was my point.
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« Reply #136 on: May 30, 2011, 03:26:32 PM »

think 99% of birds dont like it, 90% will try it once......
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« Reply #137 on: May 30, 2011, 04:46:16 PM »


Hmmm.  Sounds like a bit of a crap shoot.
Nah, if she shits and showers before, no problems.
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« Reply #138 on: May 30, 2011, 08:14:01 PM »

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Hmmm.  Sounds like a bit of a crap shoot.

You mean crap chute...
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« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2011, 03:31:08 AM »

If you are straight you fuck a woman. You fuck her where she's designed to be fucked. If your bent, you fuck whatever hole you can stuff it into. Guys fuck guys in the ass because guys don't have an official pussy. folks  get bored and try different strokes. No matter, it all gets you off when all is said an done and that's the point actually. It's all about busting a nut. Too much focus is on whether you bust it gay or straight...vigina, asshole or mouth....man or woman....it's all good if you like it.

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« Reply #140 on: May 31, 2011, 06:13:40 AM »

Itīs all about getting your Rocks off  Cheesy
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