Brutal Restaurant Ownage!

[bmacsys]

wow, why cant their be restaurants like that in atlanta...

Cause there ain't no paisans down south.

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

You're so fucking stupid it's hilarious!

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

You're so fucking stupid it's hilarious!

Are you saying that you were that 160lbs metrosexual monster?

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you.

[The Squadfather]

Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you.

AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.

[RUDE BUOY]

Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you.

if you were in any marital art you would know not to assume victory

[grab an umbrella]

I dont think he was referring to marriage rude buoy...

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.

whatever, you're a fucking poser. Let that sink in real good. hahahahaha!

[The Squadfather]

whatever, you're a fucking poser. Let that sink in real good. hahahahaha!

hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.

[RUDE BUOY]

I dont think he was referring to marriage rude buoy...

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.

hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.

[grab an umbrella]

I honestly believe everything to squadfather is a meltdown...

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

The guy is the fucking biggest tool on Getbig......

[Fury]

It's funny watching the SQUAD run your lives.

[RUDE BUOY]

It's funny watching the SQUAD run your lives.

hahhaahha they strive so hard to be like us bf ahahhahah

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you.

Haha. I hope you were being sarcastic.

[Sir Humphrey]

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Splendid!

[DK II]

Splendid!

seeing it from the point that Dave was in jail and had fantasies about his life after jail, the whole thing is quite sad. 

[ASJChaotic]

seeing it from the point that Dave was in jail and had fantasies about his life after jail, the whole thing is quite sad. 

didn't he have another story where he flexed his arm in a store with a guy and his girlfriend?
he sure has alot of these stories 

[DK II]

didn't he have another story where he flexed his arm in a store with a guy and his girlfriend?
he sure has alot of these stories 

I think Dave had to make up for the beatings he received by other inmates.

[FREAKgeek]

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Here's the rest of the story:

metrosexual mass monster : "Why don't you say that shit to my face"
Squadfather : "Ha ha, uuuuh, well dude you're lucky I'm too sore"
metrosexual mass monster : "That's what I thought"

[ASJChaotic]

I think Dave had to make up for the beatings he received by other inmates.

lol or maybe for the time he dropped the soap in the shower 

[kiwiol]

Hahaha I loved Mars' BigbutHealthy gimmick account

[chainsaw]

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

What a pathetic loser you are.  You forgot that they got out of a ferrari, and you got out of youre 1986 suburban.  Thats what she was laughing at.

[peroni]

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

How the fuck do you manage to post 30 times a day on average and consider yourself someone who has a life?