Author Topic: Brutal Restaurant Ownage! (Read 16330 times)

Saxon · « **Reply #75 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 03:36:28 AM

we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long

Yes, Rusty Jeffers should win the Mr. O just for having the best moustache in bodybuilding!!!

bmacsys · « **Reply #76 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:47:38 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:32:46 AM

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

ahahahah! I bet dollars to donuts he was so scared he picked up the tab for your meal! He will probably wear long sleeve shirts for the rest of his miserable existence!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #77 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:48:27 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 08:47:38 AM

ahahahah! I bet dollars to donuts he was so scared he picked up the tab for your meal! He will probably wear long sleeve shirts for the rest of his miserable existence!

hahhah picked up the check an let his wife blow him under the table ahhahahhhahahhahh

bmacsys · « **Reply #78 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:49:35 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:41:12 AM

desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

The other day me and my woman picked up some McDonalds. I ate my two apple pies for dessert. While she yacked on the phone I ate hers too! He who hesitates is lost I always say!

bmacsys · « **Reply #79 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:51:12 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on January 05, 2007, 07:07:42 AM

LOL damn i thought i was the only one who did that. When i was in undergrad i used to go out and eat with a chick. Dinner would never fill me so i would go to mc donalds on the way home and get a dqpwc meal.

My ex-wife used to like french food so once in a while I would take her. They gave you so little food I always stopped for apizza on the way home.

bmacsys · « **Reply #80 on:** January 06, 2007, 08:54:13 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on January 05, 2007, 09:22:08 AM

yeah its all over the boards too. he went from squad hater to squad groupie.

I think most people on the boards don't understand the Squad. I didn't for a long time. Sarcasm especially. I think they are only trying to have a good time. Breaking balls. You can't take it personally. Its all in fun. At least thats my impression.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #81 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:01:35 AM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on January 05, 2007, 09:30:52 AM

you should have walked over and said "hey where did you get that shirt, my 12 year old nephew has been working out for flag football for about a month and he's roughly your size, he'd like something like that"

and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing

grab his fries, that shit was classic!

buffbodz · « **Reply #82 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:08:56 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:32:46 AM

decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

JAMES TONEY's only got 16.5 bis. You'd kick that little shits ass. Imagine going out in public with only a 16.5" arm. I'd rather stay home.
November 7, 1972    BIRTHDATE    August 24, 1968
Baltimore, MD    BIRTHPLACE    Grand Rapids, MI
Hartford County, MD    HOMETOWN    Calabasas, CA
    TRAINER    Freddie Roach
    AGE    37
    WEIGHT    237
    REACH    75"
    NECK    19"
    CHEST (NORMAL)    42"
    CHEST (EXPANDED)    44"
    BICEPS    16 1/2"
    FOREARMS    13"
    WRIST    7"
    FIST    13"
   WAIST    34"
   THIGH    27"
    CALF    19"
One of your brutal ownings would send him packing

The Squadfather · « **Reply #83 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:18:17 AM »

Quote from: buffbodz on January 06, 2007, 09:08:56 AM

JAMES TONEY's only got 16.5 bis. You'd kick that little shits ass. Imagine going out in public with only a 16.5" arm. I'd rather stay home.
November 7, 1972    BIRTHDATE    August 24, 1968
Baltimore, MD    BIRTHPLACE    Grand Rapids, MI
Hartford County, MD    HOMETOWN    Calabasas, CA
    TRAINER    Freddie Roach
    AGE    37
    WEIGHT    237
    REACH    75"
    NECK    19"
    CHEST (NORMAL)    42"
    CHEST (EXPANDED)    44"
    BICEPS    16 1/2"
    FOREARMS    13"
    WRIST    7"
    FIST    13"
   WAIST    34"
   THIGH    27"
    CALF    19"
One of your brutal ownings would send him packing

hahahaha, i would bitch slap him and then go fucck your mom.

Mars · « **Reply #84 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:18:30 AM »

Haha what a little bitch is that.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #85 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:27:38 AM »

some poor shmuck who couldn't give shit about the bodybuilding life style decides to take the wife out to dinner. And gets verbally assaulted by some "mass monster" that is jealous of his hot wife.

yep.....brutal self ownage

The Squadfather · « **Reply #86 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:28:21 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:27:38 AM

some poor shmuck who couldn't give shit about the bodybuilding life style decides to take the wife out to dinner. And gets verbally assaulted by some "mass monster" that is jealous of his hot wife.

yep.....brutal ownage

hahahahaha, i'd do the same to you.

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #87 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:30:42 AM »

Haha "steelepegaus" is just upset because he perfectly matches the "guy" you just described.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #88 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:33:42 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:28:21 AM

hahahahaha, i'd do the same to you.

not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster

Big N · « **Reply #89 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:34:06 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:33:42 AM

not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster

lol

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #90 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:34:40 AM »

Quote from: Big Nav on January 06, 2007, 09:34:06 AM

lol

Did i told you to speak "big" nav?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #91 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:34:59 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:33:42 AM

not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster

hahahahaha, AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #92 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:35:45 AM »

Quote from: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 09:30:42 AM

Haha "steelepegaus" is just upset because he perfectly matches the "guy" you just described.

not that it matters but I far from that guy

by the numbers that he "claims" Squad is way stronger than me...but we are about the same arm size

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #93 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:37:27 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:34:59 AM

hahahahaha, AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.

I never once talked in a violent manner, why does that make me a bad ass?

I just stated the obvious from your thread

I am not an internet strength god and certainly not a bad ass

The Squadfather · « **Reply #94 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:38:23 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:37:27 AM

I never once talked in a violent manner, why does that make me a bad ass?

I just stated the obvious from your thread

I am not an internet strength god and certainly not a bad ass

hahahahaha, epic modesty.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #95 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:40:52 AM »

that must have been one killer restaurant to have wings and mozzarella sticks...i hear bones and chops are thinking of putting mozzarella sticks on the menu...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #96 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:45:57 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 09:40:52 AM

that must have been one killer restaurant to have wings and mozzarella sticks...i hear bones and chops are thinking of putting mozzarella sticks on the menu...

those things are incredible, they even give you some marinara sauce to dip then in.

grab an umbrella · « **Reply #97 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:48:45 AM »

i can only imagine what the hell you must be thinking...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #98 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:50:08 AM »

Quote from: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 09:48:45 AM

i can only imagine what the hell you must be thinking...

why don't you go get your boyfriend to give you a pre sex emema, "grab an umbrella", hahahahaha, what a gay name.

Bigbuthealthy · « **Reply #99 on:** January 06, 2007, 09:51:28 AM »

Hahahaha yes that's a pretty gay name indeed, what is wrong with that "guy" haha.