Author Topic: what's wrong with looking like carrot top? (Read 6180 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #25 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:03:31 PM »

Quote from: JimmyTheFish on January 22, 2007, 05:58:44 PM

not even close on those numbers

More?Less?

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #26 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:03:54 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 22, 2007, 04:54:37 PM

He has a good physique but how do you not look like or better than that already?

CarrotTop is as Gay as Lance Bass, Clay Aiken, and Ryan Seacrest having a Twister Tournament with Elton John as the judge.

this from a man that takes a cycle just to brush his teeth

JimmyTheFish · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:50:29 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on January 22, 2007, 06:03:31 PM

More?Less?

alot less Db -- from what I have seen he performs high reps, very slow , uses light weight and just focuses on upper body ---- hahaha next time I see him I will ask him what his max lifts are and post them here --- I will let him know of his 'fans' here and to register and post.................... ...hahahahahahahaha he would lose his fucking mind if he came here

The_Punisher · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:21:54 AM »

I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already

The Squadfather · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:23:58 AM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on January 23, 2007, 07:21:54 AM

I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more men than most losers on here. Enough already

Sjipes · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:25:17 AM »

hmm you should ask him what his creatine to dextrose ratio is. ill bet this guys knows everything about complete proteins, casein whey etc, i mean, if he doesnt, why is he lifting those dumbbells! ask him what his pre and post work out nutrition is

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:19:26 AM »

Quote from: Sjipes on January 23, 2007, 07:25:17 AM

hmm you should ask him what his creatine to dextrose ratio is. ill bet this guys knows everything about complete proteins, casein whey etc, i mean, if he doesnt, why is he lifting those dumbbells! ask him what his pre and post work out nutrition is

weed and winstrol?

the shadow · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:33:57 AM »

damn this carrot top guy looks scary..

Big N · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:21:41 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on January 23, 2007, 08:33:57 AM

damn this carrot top guy looks scary..

Cap · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:23:51 PM »

Equipoise is a helluva drug.

The.Giant · « **Reply #35 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:37:09 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on January 23, 2007, 08:19:26 AM

weed and winstrol?

Throw in some test and he'd be Cormier.

Nothing beats a joint and a steak after the gym.

Cap · « **Reply #36 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:41:20 PM »

Quote from: The.Giant on January 23, 2007, 01:37:09 PM

Throw in some test and he'd be Cormier.

Nothing beats a joint and a steak after the gym.

Plus white bitches that like to get smacked around.

Carrot top has a good body but an ugly mug.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #37 on:** January 23, 2007, 02:17:03 PM »

No straight man would ever have his pants pulled down to the point of seeing the fire-patch while working out.

Gayer than Richard Simmons, Liberache, and Doogie Houser, mud-wrestling in Derek Anthony’s backyard for the first-place prize of a “Queer eye for the straight guy” pink tank-top

The True Adonis · « **Reply #38 on:** January 23, 2007, 02:28:52 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on January 22, 2007, 05:52:16 PM

not to be a smartass, but do you look better than him?
how'd you come up with those numbers?

I do!

Blockhead · « **Reply #39 on:** January 23, 2007, 02:53:43 PM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on January 23, 2007, 07:21:54 AM

I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already

EXTREME self-owning!

CarrotTop is Gayer than whole wheat pancakes with a side of 99% fat free turkey bacon with sugar free syrup and a glass of skim milk. Please!

He may found an income from his comedy but he doesnt 'bang bitches' he is a bitch himself...literally speaking.

Wombat · « **Reply #40 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:44:53 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on January 23, 2007, 02:53:43 PM

EXTREME self-owning!

CarrotTop is Gayer than whole wheat pancakes with a side of 99% fat free turkey bacon with sugar free syrup and a glass of skim milk. Please!

He may found an income from his comedy but he doesnt 'bang bitches' he is a bitch himself...literally speaking.

do realise how many fucking whores their are in this world who would f**k this guy just because he is semi/famous? Trust me this guy gets as much ass as he can handle...On top of that he is a millionaire many many times over...

He has two out of three going for him(money and fame)Sure he is missing looks but it will not hold him back from landing hot fucking whores...On top of that he put together a pretty decent body...

Personally if i were him i would shave my head...I know in his routine he relies on his hair but a wig would be fine...As ugly as he is, i would shave my head and get a ton of tats to compensate..

Earl1972 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 23, 2007, 08:57:11 PM »

Quote from: The_Punisher on January 23, 2007, 07:21:54 AM

I'm sure Carrot top has lots of dough and he is banging more bitches than most losers on here. Enough already

than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

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ribonucleic · « **Reply #42 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 08:57:11 PM

than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

I thought you were at a "Fullblown" concert showing Kevin your tits.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:10:56 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on January 23, 2007, 09:03:40 PM

I thought you were at a "Fullblown" concert showing Kevin your tits.

hahaha i am so in your head now after owning you that you can't stop thinking about me and now respond to all my posts with the same "insults" i've heard for years

get in line little boy

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Wombat · « **Reply #44 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:11:06 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 08:57:11 PM

than why does he go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas to pay skanks for "bukakke"

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he explained why on Stern...Emotional attactment issues...

Earl1972 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Wombat on January 23, 2007, 09:11:06 PM

he explained why on Stern...Emotional attactment issues...

why does he pay?

i would think he could find a non prostitute skank that we'll let him "bukakke" her but maybe the celebrity status doesn't work for him

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ribonucleic · « **Reply #46 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on January 23, 2007, 09:10:56 PM

hahaha i am so in your head now after owning you that you can't stop thinking about me and now respond to all my posts with the same "insults" i've heard for years

get in line little boy

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Well, you had a point about my using other people's used-posing-trunks cracks - so I'm trying to workshop some new material.

Could you remind me what that owning was? I honestly don't remember it.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:25:36 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on January 23, 2007, 09:18:29 PM

Could you remind me what that owning was? I honestly don't remember it.

of course you don't, not "remembering" helps you fall asleep at night:

too bad your obsession with me has taken over your dreams

Kwon · « **Reply #48 on:** January 07, 2008, 03:04:46 AM »

Tombo · « **Reply #49 on:** January 07, 2008, 04:25:11 AM »

WTF did you photoshop that?

his delts look fake!! LOL