Do you have to be connected to buy the under the counter stuff from GNC?

[DK II]

when i was in high school and juicing on creatine, our coach told us "i hear some of you are one some crap you bought at gnc.  tell you what, come over after practice and i'll sell you stuff that's 3x better for half the price.  all you gotta do is promise you'll workout.  oh and it's gonna taste a lot like gatorade".

we just rolled our eyes because he didn't know the power we were all packing in our creatine capsules (back when they were sold in 1g capsules, only 60 bucks for 120 grams baby!!)

I hope you'll never get into the NBA! 

[The Squadfather]

A friend of mine recently bought some "roids" according to him from gnc,

do they stock that shit specially?

the code word is "Lattimer".

[columbusdude82]

My local GNC is opening a starbux inside. U can sip a latte or frappucino while a hot sexy nurse in a tight little outfit with her tits and ass hangin out injects u with the most potent steroids, all guaranteed to 983.34439383494% more effective than the steroids u get elsewhere.

[DK II]

My local GNC is opening a starbux inside. U can sip a latte or frappucino while a hot sexy nurse in a tight little outfit with her tits and ass hangin out injects u with the most potent steroids, all guaranteed to 983.34439383494% more effective than the steroids u get elsewhere.

If there isn't a blowjob included, i'm not going. 

[Board_SHERIF]

If there isn't a blowjob included, i'm not going. 

Only if you tip $ 10.00

[Below Me]

So now we know what has been holding Kamali back all these years.

[columbusdude82]

If there isn't a blowjob included, i'm not going. 

Well, it's a funny story actually... German American Technologies sent DA over to make an appearance and promote that "fat burner" product of theirs... But Derek kept pushing the nurses out of the way to get his hands on the customers' buttocks and offering to give them blowjobs... He made a big fuss... In the end, one of the baristas behind the counter had to give him a day-old latte and say "there there Derek, that tastes just like baby batter." And Derek swallowed every last drop, I kid you not!!!

[gordiano]

Well, it's a funny story actually... German American Technologies sent DA over to make an appearance and promote that "fat burner" product of theirs... But Derek kept pushing the nurses out of the way to get his hands on the customers' buttocks and offering to give them blowjobs... He made a big fuss... In the end, one of the baristas behind the counter had to give him a day-old latte and say "there there Derek, that tastes just like baby batter." And Derek swallowed every last drop, I kid you not!!!

 

[Pollux]

Pollux, that is "mighty white of you" to fess-up to something like that!

Ha... listen to you. Coming from a "white man's opinion". 

[onlyme]

Yes it's good to know someone.  I know a guy here and he gives me free stuff all the time.  And working there you can get some free stuff too obviously

[columbusdude82]

Yeah, that's it! Derek swears by that shit!

[GroinkTropin]

A lot of people consider most supps the same as roids, and think they're just as effective.

[Prolific]

A lot of people consider most supps the same as roids, and think they're just as effective.

That's just ignorance.

[Pollux]

A lot of people consider most supps the same as roids, and think they're just as effective.

Ha... who are you hanging out with? 

[musclehead1]

A friend of mine recently bought some "roids" according to him from gnc,

do they stock that shit specially?

Dude you're a dumbass I can't beleive you have the nerve to even say something like that.

[SteelePegasus]

Hahahahaha...

 Teenagers in my gym like the locla highschool football team kids come in on Monday nights. You know...5 deep. ALL bench pressing.

 This one time...at band camp, one of them who kind of knows me and my brother came up to me in confidence and aske dme if he could talk to me about 'something'.

 We went to the other side of the gym and he asks me he goes...'Block, you know about roids, right?'

 '...I started jucin bro...I just want to talk to you about it cuz I dont wanna fcuk myself up...coach wants me to put on 20lbs this summer so...'

 Then we go outside to his car and he has a jug of NOXplode in his trunk under like 5 blankets. Hidden.

 Waaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha!

 He goes..." yea the dude at GNC said it was the same as roids...u ever hear of this stuff before? "

 I look at him and say...'Son? U ever hear of 'Bionabol'?

 Hahahahahahaha!

you have told this story 15 times  and all 15 times you have change the details...

still amusing...

[ManBearPig...]

Dude you're a dumbass I can't beleive you have the nerve to even say something like that.

bad move questioning the great david paul.

Musclehead1, oh brother, i bet you're the type of "guy" who when driving down the street (while adjusting your sideview mirror so your "biceps" can be seen by you all the time), gets flagged down by some black guy who goes "excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Main Street?", answers with "Yes, I'll let you stuff your black pile of humanity you're hiding in your pants down my throat!!" to which the innocent man responds with speeding off frantically.

we have enough of your kind around here.  Earl1972 Homos like you need to stay off this board.

[Bast000]

bad move questioning the great david paul.

Musclehead1, oh brother, i bet you're the type of "guy" who when driving down the street (while adjusting your sideview mirror so your "biceps" can be seen by you all the time), gets flagged down by some black guy who goes "excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Main Street?", answers with "Yes, I'll let you stuff your black pile of humanity you're hiding in your pants down my throat!!" to which the innocent man responds with speeding off frantically.

we have enough of your kind around here.  Earl1972 Homos like you need to stay off this board.

haha i have 'adjusted' my moon roof when a chick was behind me or to the side of me to flex my arm for her.  brutal insecurities.

[ManBearPig...]

haha i have 'adjusted' my moon roof when a chick was behind me or to the side of me to flex my arm for her.  brutal insecurities.

i don't think it's musclehead1's insecurities that make him post like that.  i think it goes deeper.  issues with daddy and his "poker buddies" perhaps?

[gordiano]

A lot of people consider most supps the same as roids, and think they're just as effective.

I know.


Fucking unreal.

[musclehead1]

bad move questioning the great david paul.

Musclehead1, oh brother, i bet you're the type of "guy" who when driving down the street (while adjusting your sideview mirror so your "biceps" can be seen by you all the time), gets flagged down by some black guy who goes "excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Main Street?", answers with "Yes, I'll let you stuff your black pile of humanity you're hiding in your pants down my throat!!" to which the innocent man responds with speeding off frantically.

we have enough of your kind around here.  Earl1972 Homos like you need to stay off this board.

you must be a dumbass like david paul who thinks he can get roids from GNC, it also seems like you're his little bitch since you talk about him like he's your pimp.

[ManBearPig...]

you must be a dumbass like david paul who thinks he can get roids from GNC, it also seems like you're his little bitch since you talk about him like he's your pimp.

ha ha, someone's sybian short circuited.  let us know when it's fixed "Igivemusclehead1"

[Chico_Holiday]

Hahahahaha...

 Teenagers in my gym like the locla highschool football team kids come in on Monday nights. You know...5 deep. ALL bench pressing.

 This one time...at band camp, one of them who kind of knows me and my brother came up to me in confidence and aske dme if he could talk to me about 'something'.

 We went to the other side of the gym and he asks me he goes...'Block, you know about roids, right?'

 '...I started jucin bro...I just want to talk to you about it cuz I dont wanna fcuk myself up...coach wants me to put on 20lbs this summer so...'

 Then we go outside to his car and he has a jug of NOXplode in his trunk under like 5 blankets. Hidden.

 Waaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha!

 He goes..." yea the dude at GNC said it was the same as roids...u ever hear of this stuff before? "

 I look at him and say...'Son? U ever hear of 'Bionabol'?

 Hahahahahahaha!

Yo Block! You should have pistol whipped that fool and jacked his ride AND his NOXplode................ you win twice brotha!

[leonp1981]

Then we go outside to his car and he has a jug of NOXplode in his trunk under like 5 blankets. Hidden.

Hahahaaaa

You wanna show him one of the BSN magazine adverts with Ronnie in, then tell him "Dude, you're gonna need some new shirts!"

[RUDE BUOY]

i hope the kid didnt explode that would be shitty