lol you know that he's half irish right dude?
The opening scene:
Stan: "Do you have any Irish in you?"
Arde: "No, but I heard you are half Irish"
Stan: "Stan, Do you want any, 'cause guess which half."
Cut to shower scene that you just saw. Slow motion cinema- style close ups of his tramp stamps
Jumpstart, have you jizzed all over your computer screen yet?