Author Topic: Pathetic Schmoe now in love (Read 31433 times)

Tredders · « **Reply #75 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM »

I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth

Tredders · « **Reply #76 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:43:26 PM »

Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's almost like a little cock, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about

... haha .... watch out sioux

Army of One · « **Reply #77 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:44:25 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM

I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth

You have to work out which end is which first

tu_holmes · « **Reply #78 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM

I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth

Randal Graves: You know, I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're only making me refill the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.

Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth!

Melissa, you know I've got no hate... but it's ATM jokes... I couldn't help it.

gordiano · « **Reply #79 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:46:43 PM »

Quote from: danielson on February 07, 2007, 08:29:29 PM

nice work

The Giant-
I'm sure my fellow getbiggers will disagree but I think Melissa's one of the better looking female BBers out there (offseason...none of them look feminine in contest condition) so I'm not about to flame her and say she looks like a guy or whatever cause I actually think she's got a solid body.

It's always nice to see good lookin broads post nudes but the level of ass-kissery here has become retarded.

People should be able to call you whatever they want; ugly, dirty, mannish, slut, etc, etc, etc. You should be confident enough in yourself just to ignore it.

Welcome to the internet. If you post pics of you getting railed by a fuckingmachine you have to expect that they'll be seen and that they will surface. To ban people for calling you names and posting pictures that you voluntarily posed for is fucking asinine.

If people are posting your personal info ie phone number, address, or pictures of you taken without your knowledge then THAT is bannable. But some name calling? Grow up.

Amen!

Tredders · « **Reply #80 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:48:26 PM »

I can just imagine an advertisement for viagra for women ... Sioux is running at Melissa... ~~she~~ He pops a couple bluey's and all of a sudden ~~her~~ its clit gets harder and harder and becomes the ultimate STIFF PINNNNER!!!

AVBG · « **Reply #81 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:49:44 PM »

sioux is

granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #82 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:53:45 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 08:49:44 PM

sioux is granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Melissa is a pretty nice person, from what I can see from the boards and what not...

Sioux is just at home at MD and focuses his energies protecting MD and it's affiliates... He does have a thing for Melissa, but I too think she's an 'attractive' girl and not really manly at all.

I do like her much better in the off-season... I just don't like my womenz all ripped and shredded... the little bits of softness is what makes them womenz... When Melissa is fluffy... she's really a pretty girl.

I don't care what she does, but I don't think I want my daughter doing that... as long as she's happy, that's all that matters I guess.

She shouldn't get upset by Internet forum people either... It's just the internet anyway.

Tredders · « **Reply #83 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:55:50 PM »

Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your ~~dick~~ clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave

gordiano · « **Reply #84 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:56:44 PM »

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttsuck · « **Reply #85 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:55:50 PM

Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your ~~dick~~ clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave

ROFL!!!!!! Siouxcountry is a virgin. He couldn't score shit.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #86 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:02:11 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 08:49:44 PM

sioux is granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Thanks Bro!

AVBG · « **Reply #87 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:05:30 PM »

Quote from: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 09:02:11 PM

Thanks Bro!

No probs. I don't hold grudges.

Buttsuck · « **Reply #88 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:06:33 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 09:05:30 PM

No probs. I don't hold grudges.

Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.

AVBG · « **Reply #89 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:06:33 PM

Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.

go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG

Buttsuck · « **Reply #90 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:12:53 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on February 07, 2007, 09:08:22 PM

http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389

ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!

tu_holmes · « **Reply #91 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:14:26 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on February 07, 2007, 09:08:22 PM

http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389

Hey, if a girl wants me to fuck her in the ass... Damnit, I'm gonna fuck her in the ass.

Tredders · « **Reply #92 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:12:53 PM

ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!

Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers

tu_holmes · « **Reply #93 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:18:48 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM

Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers

I bet she makes a lot more money with the metal gun dildo than she ever could delivering anything unfortunately...

siouxcountry · « **Reply #94 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:19:04 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 09:11:13 PM

go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG

LOL Imagine The Shire banned, monster private meltdown in bed covered head to toe in pink sheets.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #95 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:22:02 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 09:11:13 PM

go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG

You guys know my opinion the pink sheets.

Chicks Like Pink Sheets = Shire owns pink sheets = Chicks hook up with shire in pink sheets... it's really very logical to me.

Hmm... wonder if I should go buy some pink sheet...

Buttsuck · « **Reply #96 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM

Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers

Hahahahahahah... im sure she would make more delivering pizzas then being spit on by some schmuck with an automatic caulking gun ROFL!!!

YoungBlood · « **Reply #97 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:22:32 PM »

<sigh> Cheese and Rice.

Can't you guys ever let anybody on here, just have some peace?
Melissa has found something she enjoys, makes good money doing it, and provides entertainment and/or pleasure in doing so. Is there something wrong with that?
Wasn't she the one that said your opinion is just that, and she doesn't mind you posting it anywhere. However, an out and out attack on someone-Melissa in this case- or a malicious storm of comments- is just uncalled for. Be it Melissa, (at one time it was the likes of) Dina, Chad Mower, or even Arnold. Can't you people just tone it down a notch? WTF is wrong with some of you, I'll never know.....

ribonucleic · « **Reply #98 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:24:10 PM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:22:32 PM

Melissa has found something she enjoys

Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #99 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:27:46 PM »

Quote from: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:24:54 PM

True buts theres always the... what do you do conversation.

Person: What do you do?
Melissa: I make pizza's at pizza hut
Person: hahah
Melissa:

Person: What do you do?
Schmoecountry: I cultivate friendships with female bodybuilders over the Internet.
Person: How does that work? $:-\$
Schmoecountry: I send them appreciative PMs. Then they send me a poster. Then I masturbate on it.
Person: