hahahahahaa, "bottomdog" is the type of little queer who moves to San Francisco to break into the gay porn business as the newest bottom twinkie on the scene and when he's "established himself" he call his parents and has them come out to visit and when they come to his apartment and see his Christopher Lowell signature collection curtains and bedspreads, his dildo collection and all of the gay porn movies that he's "starred in" his parents say, "what is all this, you're doing gay porn now?" and he says, "well, what do you want me to do, a little fag has to eat, right?" then his parents say, "what do you mean, your ice box is full of food" then he says, "i'm not talking about food, silly, i'm talking about a massive hunger for the cock!!!!!" hahahahahaha, gayer than Sports Authority being out of chalk.