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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2007, 04:43:24 AM »
Matrix could kill with garden tools.....

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2007, 04:45:17 AM »
Matrix could kill with garden tools.....
matrix is a bitch compared to rambo
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2007, 04:47:17 AM »
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2007, 04:51:05 AM »
Matrix would kick the shit out of that skinny punk. 8)

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2007, 04:51:23 AM »
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rambo does not need any items..his looks itself can make anyone piss their pants
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2007, 04:52:55 AM »
rambo does not need any items..his looks itself can make anyone piss their pants

But can Rambo throw off 8 Mall Security at once,  each with 14 inch cannons?

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2007, 04:54:55 AM »
But can Rambo throw off 8 Mall Security each with 14 inch cannons?
but rambo is faster than john matrix.rambo moves like a bullet
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2007, 04:59:09 AM »
but rambo is faster than john matrix.rambo moves like a bullet

Rambo cant walk away from a crash in to a lamp post at 60mph without a seatbelt

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2007, 05:00:22 AM »
Rambo cant walk away from a crash in to a lamp post at 60mph without a seatbelt
hhhhhhhhhhahahaha that was funny
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2007, 05:07:57 AM »
hhhhhhhhhhahahaha that was funny

Nor can he Turn Sully in to another person during a car chase, then change him back, kill him, then repair the side of the porsche by magic in an instant

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2007, 05:13:26 AM »
haha the porsche scene is legendary db!!1 ;D

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2007, 05:16:09 AM »
haha the porsche scene is legendary db!!1 ;D
HAHA Yes!

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2007, 05:29:52 AM »
matrix easily

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2007, 05:40:09 AM »
Rambo never had to deal with this Beast!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2007, 05:42:26 AM »
classic shit

love those two immortal scenes

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2007, 05:49:02 AM »
Only Matrix can kill a man on a plane and no one notices!

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2007, 05:50:03 AM »
haha dead tirrrredddd haha

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2007, 06:00:04 AM »
haha dead tirrrredddd haha

HAHAHA yes, who can forget this immortal scene too...

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2007, 06:12:22 AM »
haha another classic moment.

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2007, 06:18:41 AM »
haha another classic moment.

haha yes, only Matrix can blowup dummy soldiers on sticks!

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2007, 09:09:15 AM »
Matrix all the way. He killed off the predator when he was Dutch and look at the Aliens vs Predators movie.. how can a mere man kill such an advanced alien species?
just push some weight!

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2007, 06:57:51 PM »
John all the way baby!!
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2007, 07:44:55 PM »
Matrix would butcher skinny Rambo...john rambo was pretty good but he would get beat to death by steven segal... john matrix would absolutely slaughter him.

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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2007, 09:15:21 PM »
Matrix can smell his enemies coming if there is a downwind, that gives him the element of surprise.
Classic  ;D ROFLMAO
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Re: JOHN MATRIX VS JOHN RAMBO
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2007, 09:36:14 PM »
How could anyone be the greatest killer in the world when they haven't even killed a man with poultry? For serious now.