Okay, per Dave's request I've decided to put up a NO BULL Radio play-by-play.
Lonnie Teper: "First off, I want to say you guys are a bunch of asses. I loved the radio show and all that but there were too many trannies and not enough manly women. If I had more money I'd hire a hit man and be done with all of you. I'd put you in cement in my backyard. Oh, and everyone out there make sure you pick up a copy of the Pre-Contest Bible."
Dave Palumbo: "Ummmmm okay, that was interesting. Now, let's kick it over to Kim Chambers who is also doing our TV show-MD TV"
Kim Chambers: "Hey everybody. Well, like, uh, like, first I'd like to say that ummmm I'm like not just a porn star...I've done lots of things without getting paid..and ummmm, I think it's really like cool when guys have big muscles and stuff. I always wanted to like do a movie that had guys who ummm had big arms and...oh hehehehe, did anyone catch my last movie ass patrol?"
Dave Palumbo: "Damnit Kim, I told you to stick to bodybuilding. Well tune in next week everyone where I promise to promote more nonexistent fights, and I also share some tips for how to make a shank while in the joint. This is Mumbo Jumbo Palumbo signing off"
Gregg Valentino:"Hey wait..wait a minute..you bastards forgot to put me on the air!!!"