Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.
First, about Sarcasm being a 14 year old. I'm amazed to see people are still considering this notion as a possibility and indulging / encouraging an absolute moron, who by his own admission, is a 32 year old loser living in his parents basement (in an another country to boot) and calls himself a 'scientist' and 'explorer' - The Luke. Hunting for Bigfoot is no more 'science' than Astral travelling or astrology or crystal healing. And the only thing the Luke has explored is the anal cavities of all the guys who've plowed him to date.
Ron, who was contacted about this issue and asked to speak on it once and for all, made the following posts in the V in which he CLEARLY states that Sarcasm is not 14, that there is no letter etc etc. Here are the quotes of Ron. Click on the hyperlink above the posts and it'll take you directly to the thread so you guys can see nothing's been altered.
He is not Mindspin, there is no letter from Sarcasm's mom (and some of us know why), and you guys all love twisting each other's minds, as long as you do it down here on the Y Board, and not in the Gossip and Opinion boards, are any of the serious boards.
You all should know that if I did get a letter like that, I would follow it up - or at least some of you know that.
I am not down here on the Alphabet board often - have enough to deal with on the more serious boards, but I have gotten some emails on some of these. So instead of just replying PM after PM, posted it here.
So, with this being the case, why does the Luke persist in this incredibly dumb, obviously baseless and totally false theory? I'm not a psychologist, but if asked to guess, I'd say it's a combination of Attention Seeking Syndrome, his current situation (being 32, living with parents etc) and an unhealthy obsession over someone, who even though lives thousands of miles away, is running this guy's life, merely through some words he's posted under an anonymous name in an online forum that's notorious for such over the top posts. Here are some things Luke has posted about himself - again, nothing's been altered:
I wish...
I go with the BFRO (bfro.net), but there's no sponsorship and I live in Ireland (Europe).
Flights: $1,200 roundtrip
Car rental: $750 ish per month/trip
Incidentals: $1,000 ish... equipment, food, gas, hookers etc etc
Then there's those blasted Squatch-Insurance premiums, the more evidence we get... the higher the premiums.
Currently broke and living in my parents basement Kamali-style,
The Luke
Yeah, (sigh)... our house doesn't even have a proper basement and I'm getting too fat for the space between the floorboards and the foundations.
It's cold down here too... and the rent is just terrible.
The Luke
Looking for a job at the moment... just got back from a trip to Bristish Columbia and Washington State, which necessitated me walking out on my last employer.... that was enjoyable.
I left college with an honours degree in experimental physics about four years ago... since then it's been an unending litany of dead-end menial low-wage jobs... there's not a lot of call for physicists in Ireland at the moment and other companies won't hire me because they assume I'm going to run off to a physics job within weeks. Chance would be a fine thing.
The Luke
Bottom line, The Luke's a total loser who's got nothing else happening in his life, which has made his already feeble mind try something so desperate, miserable and stupid as this. Hell, none of us in the SQUAD take anything so seriously - we've all publicly declared time and again that the whole thing is just for a laugh and to try make an otherwise dull board a bit more interesting / controversial.
So Luke, pull yourself together, focus on what's really important in your life and ask yourself honestly, if it really is such a good idea to obsess over a total stranger whom you 'talk to' only in a forum and that too, over so trivial a matter? Alternatively, you could eat shit and die. Either way, Good luck
