Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.

[Buttsuck]

Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.

First, about Sarcasm being a 14 year old. I'm amazed to see people are still considering this notion as a possibility and indulging / encouraging an absolute moron, who by his own admission, is a 32 year old loser living in his parents basement (in an another country to boot) and calls himself a 'scientist' and 'explorer' - The Luke. Hunting for Bigfoot is no more 'science' than Astral travelling or astrology or crystal healing. And the only thing the Luke has explored is the anal cavities of all the guys who've plowed him to date.

Ron, who was contacted about this issue and asked to speak on it once and for all, made the following posts in the V in which he CLEARLY states that Sarcasm is not 14, that there is no letter etc etc. Here are the quotes of Ron. Click on the hyperlink above the posts and it'll take you directly to the thread so you guys can see nothing's been altered.


So, with this being the case, why does the Luke persist in this incredibly dumb, obviously baseless and totally false theory? I'm not a psychologist, but if asked to guess, I'd say it's a combination of Attention Seeking Syndrome, his current situation (being 32, living with parents etc) and an unhealthy obsession over someone, who even though lives thousands of miles away, is running this guy's life, merely through some words he's posted under an anonymous name in an online forum that's notorious for such over the top posts. Here are some things Luke has posted about himself - again, nothing's been altered:


Bottom line, The Luke's a total loser who's got nothing else happening in his life, which has made his already feeble mind try something so desperate, miserable and stupid as this. Hell, none of us in the SQUAD take anything so seriously - we've all publicly declared time and again that the whole thing is just for a laugh and to try make an otherwise dull board a bit more interesting / controversial.

So Luke, pull yourself together, focus on what's really important in your life and ask yourself honestly, if it really is such a good idea to obsess over a total stranger whom you 'talk to' only in a forum and that too, over so trivial a matter? Alternatively, you could eat shit and die. Either way, Good luck

EpIc MeLtDoWn!1!!1!!1!

[Bluto]

Haha another endless thread started by Getbig's #1 attention whore kiwiol where he writes page after page of stuff nobody reads (me, I jumped to the last page, I have no idea wtf goes on in this thread, and I don't care!) hahaha. I picked that post up where he said BSB started the Squad though, some funny shit, considered he spent the last 6 months saying I'm BSB apparantely he looks up to me as the REAL father of Squad!

 

What a moron. Another thread blowing up in his face.

I can't help myself to think about the Empire and DARTH VADER...

kiwiol - I AM YOUR FATHER!

hahaha.

[Bluto]

EpIc MeLtDoWn!1!!1!!1!

haha yes kiwiol is quite the meltdown artist, can you believe the shit he posts, he never stops! page after page of - well i dont know, i never get around to read any of it hahaha

[Buttsuck]

haha yes kiwiol is quite the meltdown artist, can you believe the shit he posts, he never stops! page after page of - well i dont know, i never get around to read any of it hahaha

I'd meltdown too if i was at 30% bf and believed i was over 200 lbs at 3% bf under 6ft eating boiled chicken and lettuce.

[Bluto]

I'd meltdown too if i was at 30% bf and believed i was over 200 lbs at 3% bf under 6ft eating boiled chicken and lettuce.

you know kiwiol is from new zealand right? where lord of the rings where shot, well if you fast forward 1 hour and 22 minutes into the first of the films, you'll see him right there playing on of the hobbits!

[kiwiol]

This is a little bit closer to the truth:


The Squadfather aka Sarcasm - Head of twink farm lab, GBB (gangbang bukkake for boys)
Mars - 2nd in command, first honorary giver of twink head and receiver of spunk bath.

The ShowStoppa - sperm deterrent analyst
Man of Steel - chaffing and rigging department
Dr Kaje - anus prober, rectal healer extraordinaire
SuperStarBillyGram - public BJ and gloryhole division
Groink - groin caliper fat/balls distribution testing
Havenbull - head of the fully equipped dungeon/leather castle/beginners welcome
Bossa - ear, nose, and throat f*cking division
Count Grishnackh - whips, chains, intro to the muscle bear lifestyle

Berzerkfury - aka "Jerkofffury," master of 20-ft self spunk shot
Rude Buoy - cross-dressing for intermediates, eastern division
BigCypriate - Founder of "bitwink" aka "I'm confused"
db2431 - double penetration analyst "for those who have another hole"
Sniffy666 - department of rimjobs and scat fetish
John Matrix - author of "the art of going commando," a twink's guide to sunday afternoon delights
kiwiol - twink spokesperson, assigned to investigate possible heterosexuality within the SQUAD.

LMAO. This post made me laugh

[Bluto]

Tolkien himself describes Hobbits thus:

    "I picture a fairly human figure, fattish in the stomach, shortish in the leg. A round, jovial face; ears only slightly pointed and 'elvish'; hair short and curling (brown).

[kiwiol]

Brutal gimmick conversation between buttsuck and Blew-two.

BTW, nothing's as funny as this.....or sad

i'm gay, so what

[SteelePegasus]

The Squad is a victim of it's own success, now everything seems stale and dated and quite frankly trite

you guys bring nothng epic to the table any more

other than Kiwiol and Sarc, the other guys are just a bunch of cheer leaders..sad really

[jaejonna]

i cant wait for what Mars has in store for all the world wide tiny tits who think that the 'coast is clear' hahahahahah

[tom joad]

The Squad is a victim of it's own success, now everything seems stale and dated and quite frankly trite

you guys bring nothng epic to the table any more

other than Kiwiol and Sarc, the other guys are just a bunch of cheer leaders..sad really

Mars can deliver a good one liner every now and then.

[jaejonna]

Mars can deliver a good one liner every now and then.

Yes and his excellancy will devise the new plan for domination on a even more merciless level hahahahhahah

[Dingleberry]

This is a little bit closer to the truth:


The Squadfather aka Sarcasm - Head of twink farm lab, GBB (gangbang bukkake for boys)
Mars - 2nd in command, first honorary giver of twink head and receiver of spunk bath.

The ShowStoppa - sperm deterrent analyst
Man of Steel - chaffing and rigging department
Dr Kaje - anus prober, rectal healer extraordinaire
SuperStarBillyGram - public BJ and gloryhole division
Groink - groin caliper fat/balls distribution testing
Havenbull - head of the fully equipped dungeon/leather castle/beginners welcome
Bossa - ear, nose, and throat f*cking division
Count Grishnackh - whips, chains, intro to the muscle bear lifestyle

Berzerkfury - aka "Jerkofffury," master of 20-ft self spunk shot
Rude Buoy - cross-dressing for intermediates, eastern division
BigCypriate - Founder of "bitwink" aka "I'm confused"
db2431 - double penetration analyst "for those who have another hole"
Sniffy666 - department of rimjobs and scat fetish
John Matrix - author of "the art of going commando," a twink's guide to sunday afternoon delights
kiwiol - twink spokesperson, assigned to investigate possible heterosexuality within the SQUAD.

LOL, good stuff!

[Hedgehog]

Yes and his excellancy will devise the new plan for domination on a even more merciless level hahahahhahah

The sad thing is that Mars' genius is above the comprehension level of most.




-Hedge

[Buttsuck]

Brutal gimmick conversation between buttsuck and Blew-two.

BTW, nothing's as funny as this.....or sad

Brutal assumption by a fat little man with smal man syndrome. Hahahah i am my own independent entity. Why can't you hard headed fucks see this.

[Board_SHERIF]

Brutal assumption by a fat little man with smal man syndrome. Hahahah i am my own independent entity. Why can't you hard headed fucks see this.

Yes Shire - Being older than 10 and in a gang is just GAY....

[Lord Humungous]

Congrats Kiwi,

You are without a doubt the biggest fuckin loser around. You must have spent the entire day with the help of your inbreed mother/aunt/niece to concoct this load of horse shit and actually respond to all questions. Talk about takin shit waaaaaayy to seriously!! Get a life you fuckin dork! Im stunned by your stupidity!  

[Buttsuck]

Yes Shire - Being older than 10 and in a gang is just GAY....

Hahahah and the fact that it is an online gang makes it worse....

[Board_SHERIF]

Hahahah and the fact that it is an online gang makes it worse....

Being online they miss out on the secret handshake  which would be a cockshake in real life for them..

[Alex23]

You have no proof of any such sordid accusation, you fat monkey.

I do actually.

[MisterMagoo]

All jokes appart, He's going to be at the Arnold; I'm sure BlockHead, davidpaul or others will manage to take a snap or two of the legend ... much less gay to take pic at the expo...

hm. i was planning to go this year to check out the PL events. could be interesting.

[Alex23]

This is true. Click on the link below and you can see for yourself

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=125036.msg1788111#msg1788111

Hahahah yes!!! the tiny tits are crying little tears of rage as we speak .

[omg]

Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.

First, about Sarcasm being a 14 year old. I'm amazed to see people are still considering this notion as a possibility and indulging / encouraging an absolute moron, who by his own admission, is a 32 year old loser living in his parents basement (in an another country to boot) and calls himself a 'scientist' and 'explorer' - The Luke. Hunting for Bigfoot is no more 'science' than Astral travelling or astrology or crystal healing. And the only thing the Luke has explored is the anal cavities of all the guys who've plowed him to date.

Ron, who was contacted about this issue and asked to speak on it once and for all, made the following posts in the V in which he CLEARLY states that Sarcasm is not 14, that there is no letter etc etc. Here are the quotes of Ron. Click on the hyperlink above the posts and it'll take you directly to the thread so you guys can see nothing's been altered.


So, with this being the case, why does the Luke persist in this incredibly dumb, obviously baseless and totally false theory? I'm not a psychologist, but if asked to guess, I'd say it's a combination of Attention Seeking Syndrome, his current situation (being 32, living with parents etc) and an unhealthy obsession over someone, who even though lives thousands of miles away, is running this guy's life, merely through some words he's posted under an anonymous name in an online forum that's notorious for such over the top posts. Here are some things Luke has posted about himself - again, nothing's been altered:


Bottom line, The Luke's a total loser who's got nothing else happening in his life, which has made his already feeble mind try something so desperate, miserable and stupid as this. Hell, none of us in the SQUAD take anything so seriously - we've all publicly declared time and again that the whole thing is just for a laugh and to try make an otherwise dull board a bit more interesting / controversial.

So Luke, pull yourself together, focus on what's really important in your life and ask yourself honestly, if it really is such a good idea to obsess over a total stranger whom you 'talk to' only in a forum and that too, over so trivial a matter? Alternatively, you could eat shit and die. Either way, Good luck

lol so is sacarsm older than 14? i say 15...the guy is nuts to post on getbig all day long, for all u know, he might be 10 lol ..the squad needs to farking grow up...online internet gang..lol..epic losers

[Fury]

I can't believe you actually think anyone takes what you say seriously. LOL

Pointing out the bullschit isn't some fact finding mission, it's meant as entertainment. I can't believe you couldn't figure that out. 

I couldn't give two flying fucks as to who takes me seriously or not on this site. It's the internet, and unlike you, I don't smash my keyboard when I log off cursing out anonymous people. 

[The Squadfather]

The sad thing is that Mars' genius is above the comprehension level of most.




-Hedge

hahahaha, exactly Zack, they just don't know.