Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread.

[danielson]

u seen the LOST BOYS?

I just watched it a few weeks ago again. Good movie.

[RUDE BUOY]

Okay Squad,

Here it is:

*Option 1
Sarcasm/Squadfather/Heckler posts a video (his identity must be verified by either Ron or a Mod in good standing) in which he identifies himself and matches just one of my best lifts from when I was 14 (Sarcasm's age). That's a 200 lb Bench or a 250 lb Squat or a 250 lb Deadlift... any ONE of these lifts for ONE clean rep. He can use a belt and bench shirt for the bench press. He can use a belt and a power suit for the squat. He can use a belt with lifting straps and/or hooks for the deadlift...

Luke's forfeit: I must send Squadfather $100 dollars (to be verified by impartial third party), I must leave GetBig forever (no gimmicks, IP banned and account deleted).... and just for good measure Mindspin will give Squadfather back his "Sarcasm" account with his post totals from the Squadfather and Heckler added to the original 12,000.

*Option 2
I, The Luke, must post a video in which I identify myself as the 5'5'' 220 lb 25-30% bf monster-hunting comicbookguy-from-the-simpsons-looking blobbybuilder that I am and perform the following lifts witnessed by other identified GetBig members:

Single clean rep in the barbell bench press with at least 300 lbs (no belt, no wrist supports)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell back squat with at least 400 lbs, to at least parallel (no belt, no lifting suit)
...and...
Single clean rep in the barbell floor deadlift with at least 500 lbs, no hitching, no jerking (wrist straps allowed as I have midget hands, no belt permitted)
 ....failure to satisfactorily complete any one of these lifts will constitute a total failure.

Squad forfeit: Sarcasm/Squadfather must leave Getbig forever (account deleted, no gimmicks and IP address banned) and all other Squad members must agree collectively to three months in time out and promise under pain of account deletion to:
-quit "owning" people;
-stop hijacking threads;
-stop using gimmick accounts;
-desist from baseless attacks;
...for a period of 6 months in order that the contributing members can get a taste of what a troll-free GetBig would be like.

The Luke

ok luke here is your option suck my dick

[RUDE BUOY]

WHAT UP RUDENESS

JIMMAY BABEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Heckler]

ok luke here is your option suck my dick

haha RB, just don`t wear a condom because "Teh Luke" thinks condoms are unromantic

[RUDE BUOY]

haha RB, just don`t wear a condom because "Teh Luke" thinks condoms are unromantic

Aint gonna be nothin romantic about it my friend im gonna throat fuck him so deep hell be shitten sperm for a week

[The Heckler]

Aint gonna be nothin romantic about it my friend im gonna throat f**k him so deep hell be shitten sperm for a week

hahahah, afterward you could give him a box of pregnancy tests, he would really love that, hahha

[ManBearPig...]

i heard that NYCman is dead, any truth to this rumour?

nope, he posts here almost daily   

[bigmc]

Alright people, I'm getting sick and tired of nimrods like The Luke trying to create an issue out of something that is totally false and baseless i.e. about Sarcasm aka Squadfather. I'm the official spokesperson of the SQUAD and in this capacity, would like to clarify a few things for those of you who're interested in hearing the truth. If you want to call meltdown or use this to flame us further, feel free - none of worthless pieces of shit are worth your weight in dried up dogshit and we'll put you out of your miseries one by one.

First, about Sarcasm being a 14 year old. I'm amazed to see people are still considering this notion as a possibility and indulging / encouraging an absolute moron, who by his own admission, is a 32 year old loser living in his parents basement (in an another country to boot) and calls himself a 'scientist' and 'explorer' - The Luke. Hunting for Bigfoot is no more 'science' than Astral travelling or astrology or crystal healing. And the only thing the Luke has explored is the anal cavities of all the guys who've plowed him to date.

Ron, who was contacted about this issue and asked to speak on it once and for all, made the following posts in the V in which he CLEARLY states that Sarcasm is not 14, that there is no letter etc etc. Here are the quotes of Ron. Click on the hyperlink above the posts and it'll take you directly to the thread so you guys can see nothing's been altered.


So, with this being the case, why does the Luke persist in this incredibly dumb, obviously baseless and totally false theory? I'm not a psychologist, but if asked to guess, I'd say it's a combination of Attention Seeking Syndrome, his current situation (being 32, living with parents etc) and an unhealthy obsession over someone, who even though lives thousands of miles away, is running this guy's life, merely through some words he's posted under an anonymous name in an online forum that's notorious for such over the top posts. Here are some things Luke has posted about himself - again, nothing's been altered:


Bottom line, The Luke's a total loser who's got nothing else happening in his life, which has made his already feeble mind try something so desperate, miserable and stupid as this. Hell, none of us in the SQUAD take anything so seriously - we've all publicly declared time and again that the whole thing is just for a laugh and to try make an otherwise dull board a bit more interesting / controversial.

So Luke, pull yourself together, focus on what's really important in your life and ask yourself honestly, if it really is such a good idea to obsess over a total stranger whom you 'talk to' only in a forum and that too, over so trivial a matter? Alternatively, you could eat shit and die. Either way, Good luck

read the last  paragraph you posted

then read the rest of the thread

then ask yourself if this place had become your whole life

then ask yourself if being secretary to a bunch of internet geeks is the most important thing in your life

then walk to the door at the front of your house open it and look outside

that my friend is the real world out there, you should try it sometime it will put the internet into perspective

[Mars]

Shut up big mac, if you don't get the hell out of here, the service will only torture your family without killing them.

[kiwiol]

read the last  paragraph you posted

then read the rest of the thread

then ask yourself if this place had become your whole life

then ask yourself if being secretary to a bunch of internet geeks is the most important thing in your life

then walk to the door at the front of your house open it and look outside

that my friend is the real world out there, you should try it sometime it will put the internet into perspective

Pretty ironic that this is coming from you, who PMed Your MAAAAaaaa, begging him to let you be in an online forum . And given that you call yourself 'big'mc when you're anything but, not to mention you search out and post in every thread that's SQUAD related in some way, I don't have to tell you how much I 'value' your advice. Stick to posting your pics so you can make us all laugh, instead of giving out advice which is the last thing someone like you should be doing .

[Count Grishnackh]

read the last  paragraph you posted

then read the rest of the thread

then ask yourself if this place had become your whole life

then ask yourself if being secretary to a bunch of internet geeks is the most important thing in your life

then walk to the door at the front of your house open it and look outside

that my friend is the real world out there, you should try it sometime it will put the internet into perspective

hahahaha, you are clearly obsessed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiwiol]

hahahaha, you are clearly obsessed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out Count. 'Big'mc might say you're a gimmick or that you are taking this too seriously. How are you going to sleep at night if 'he' makes such a scathing post?

[bigmc]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

the irony of you calling me obsessed after the research you obviously put in this thread is pure comedy gold

inadvertent as it is

[pumpster]

Meltdown

Why do you take this stuff so seriously? "Spokesman for the squad", lol, don't you realise how ridiculous it all sounds? You, The Luke, Squadfather, Adonis etc etc are all way too emotionally involved in a bodybuilding forum. No one really gives a shit except you 'guys' and your gimmicks. You've got far more important things to worry about - like the return of Jonny Wilkinson and the imminent destruction of the most overated rugby team in history.

Meanwhile he's reading every word.

The very fact you're making a thread like this gives credence to Luke's crazy theories. The more you squad 'guys' melt the more people think it might be true. Theres a real air of desperation about you lot at the moment - which is great entertainment - but just a little bit sad. If you want respectablity again you need to clean house and improve the quality of the members. Its great when you 'guys' call out lying bodybuilders and deluded twinks that post awful pics of themselves, but the constant "you're gay" and homerotic fiction is just boring.

I can't believe you're a kiwi and don't like rugby. Did you get bullied at school?

A thread that he analyzes carefully.

[UK Gold]

Why have you suddenly become obsessed with me, 'pumpster'? Are you bored because you're bowflex is broken?

[kiwiol]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

the irony of you calling me obsessed after the research you obviously put in this thread is pure comedy gold

inadvertent as it is

Ever occur to you that I may not be as mentally challenged as you are, which is why it took me a grand total of 2 - 3 mins to make up the first post, including finding the posts I've quoted, using a key word search?

[bigmc]

Ever occur to you that I may not be as mentally challenged as you are, which is why it took me a grand total of 2 - 3 mins to make up the first post, including finding the posts I've quoted, using a key word search?

ok mate

i can't be arsed arguing

if you think that get big isn't your drug of choice

then fair enough

peace 

[pumpster]

Why have you suddenly become obsessed with me, 'pumpster'?

Revulsion tends to stick in the memory. First he admits walking around wearing buttplugs, then more inane posts reflecting real thought & attraction to the "squad" from this wannabe.

Just to clarify: does that buttplug represent Yates or sarcasm or both?

[kiwiol]

ok mate

i can't be arsed arguing

if you think that get big isn't your drug of choice

then fair enough

peace 

Honestly, the way some of you guys blab on about 'obsession' and 'research' is pretty amusing. There's a huge difference between me and someone like Heckler/Adonis/Buttsuck to whom Getbig is life. I don't take notes, compare / analyse them offline, use special software to try figure out what it all means or anything like that. All I do is make efficient use of the tools and resources we have at our disposal.

In a way, this is a community, with it's own set of residents, issues, hot topics etc. All I'm doing, WHILE I'M HERE, is take part. I have a photographic memory and am pretty good with computers, so I don't really spend hours hunting down posts that I need to quote to back up what I'm saying. If it's something that interested me due to whatever reason, I'll be able to bring it up in seconds, using the search function. Maybe most of you guys don't or can't do this, but I can. Hell, I've seen long term posters still wondering how they can attach pictures or link to something effectively.

If you're organised and methodical, you can find most posts of interest very quickly and easily, which is something I've done all along. Bear in mind, I don't have to consciously make an effort to remember what I read or anything - it just happens automatically and with me, it's always been that way. I'd say I have a high memory retention factor with posts - probably at least 85 - 90%, if not more. This is one of the reasons I'm also good at science and the research I do in real life.

BTW, it also amuses me that people like Lord Humongous, who makes post after embarrassing post in the X and the Girls board about any topic that would give 'him' a chance to flaunt 'his' effeminacy and Bluto, who openly came out after making a thread about male models in which every post 'he' made was longer than all of the ones I've posted in this thread put together, are trying to mock me, thinking they can get away with it.

[SteelePegasus]

lol, and this is how you choose to your photographic memory?

on a bodybuilding message forum, epic waste of human tissue

I have a selective memory or so my friends say 

[kiwiol]

lol, and this is how you choose to your photographic memory?

on a bodybuilding message forum, epic waste of human tissue

I have a selective memory or so my friends say 

No, it's just another place and a way I can use it

[bigmc]

No, it's just another place and a way I can use it

does it come in handy when your flipping burgers

[SteelePegasus]

the problem that the Squad has is that of relevency!

a new comer such as billy guns can come along and virtually make a bigger splash than they can.

Alexxx has done more "wow factor"  stuff than they have (that Lee Priest chest training thread was a classic)


what have you guys done lately? other than calling Meltdown prematurely?

hell, even Vince Goodrum threads are more entertaining that any you guys have done recently

[RUDE BUOY]

the problem that the Squad has is that of relevency!

a new comer such as billy guns can come along and virtually make a bigger splash than they can.

Alexxx has done more "wow factor"  stuff than they have (that Lee Priest chest training thread was a classic)


what have you guys done lately? other than calling Meltdown prematurely?

hell, even Vince Goodrum threads are more entertaining that any you guys have done recently

then why are you posting in a thread about the squad why talk about us at all if you dont care

[SteelePegasus]

then why are you posting in a thread about the squad why talk about us at all if you dont care

I am home sick, got a 2 hours of sleep, everytime I fall asleep I wake up gasping for air. Fucking Nyquil doesn't work

so it's either this or xbox360 (Oblivion)..you are right I am off to play my xbox