Luke. if the only options were to side with you or the squad, i'd side with them.
here's why:
they don't hunt sasquatches
they have jobs
they don't live with their mom
they're over 5'3"
they're funny
they don't have ponytails
they're not irish assholes who say they went to trinity like it's oxford or something, and then go "oh i meant trinity college, it's the shitty trinity"
they don't use big words to try to prove their point, so they don't look like idiots cuz even though you may know "big words" you still haven't made a penny in your life off using them
they don't meet other guys they've never met and blow their allowance on hunting shit that doesn't exist in canada
they don't obsess over people whose names they don't know for 70 pages
they don't quote themselves 20 times in one thread and say "can anyone hear me?"
they don't seek approval while only getting it from themselves
their back is smaller than dorian yates', unlike yours