Author Topic: Official Savage Pwning of "Squad Father" & "Squad" thread. (Read 149277 times)

The Luke · « **Reply #500 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:32:25 AM »

Having owned Sarcasm out of his 12,000 post moniker by exposing him as being a 14 year old, I feel it's only fair for me to offer him a chance to redeem himself... and/or settle the score.

Hence, I am issuing the following challenge:

At fourteen my own personal best lifts were:
Bench 200 lbs
Squat 250 lbs
Deadlift 250 lbs

...if Squadfather/Heckler/Sarcasm posts a video in which he identifies himself (to be verified by Ron or a Mod in good standing) and matches ANY one of these lifts for ONE clean rep:

I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND NOT POST ON GETBIG ANYMORE!

Can't get any fairer than that.

The Luke

natural al · « **Reply #501 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:34:43 AM »

I don't know you "the luke", don't know anything about you, really. Hoenstly, nothing good can come of this post, if Sarcy is 14 he'll never admit to it....

kiwiol · « **Reply #502 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:36:04 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:32:25 AM

Having owned Sarcasm out of his 12,000 post moniker by exposing him as being a 14 year old, I feel it's only fair for me to offer him a chance to redeem himself... and/or settle the score.

Hence, I am issuing the following challenge:

At fourteen my own personal best lifts were:
Bench 200 lbs
Squat 250 lbs
Deadlift 250 lbs

...if Squadfather/Heckler/Sarcasm posts a video in which he identifies himself (to be verified by Ron or a Mod in good standing) and matches ANY one of these lifts for ONE clean rep:

I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND NOT POST ON GETBIG ANYMORE!

Can't get any fairer than that.

The Luke

Com'on Luke, be fair. How do you expect any of us mortals to reach those amazing numbers you've put up? We're not all World's strongest man competitors, you know

The Luke · « **Reply #503 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:38:08 AM »

Quote from: natural al on February 15, 2007, 05:34:43 AM

I don't know you "the luke", don't know anything about you, really. Hoenstly, nothing good can come of this post, if Sarcy is 14 he'll never admit to it....

I might even offer some moola to sweeten the deal... don't worry, I know for a fact that he is 14 so there's nothing to worry about.

Notice how all the gimmicks/Squadholes will try to derail/hijack this thread.

Mods please delete that that shit from this thread... it's a serious challenge.

The Luke

kiwiol · « **Reply #504 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:39:59 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:38:08 AM

I might even offer some moola to sweeten the deal... don't worry, I know for a fact that he is 14 so there's nothing to worry about.

Notice how all the gimmicks/Squadholes will try to derail/hijack this thread.

Mods please delete that that shit from this thread... it's a serious challenge.

The Luke

How can you offer any money when you live in your parent's basement by your own admission. Monopoly money doesn't count

mrgut · « **Reply #505 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:40:33 AM »

Hey "The Luke" what are your personal bests now?

The Luke · « **Reply #506 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:43:05 AM »

Quote from: mrgut on February 15, 2007, 05:40:33 AM

Hey "The Luke" what are your personal bests now?

Not much better... I'm a little short guy. 5'1''ish at 14... only 5'5''ish now.
Bench 300 Squat 300 Dead 400

...but those are for ten, not singles.

The Luke

The Luke · « **Reply #507 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:44:01 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 15, 2007, 05:39:59 AM

How can you offer any money when you live in your parent's basement by your own admission. Monopoly money doesn't count

...I'll put up a hundred bucks... money where my mouth is.

The Luke

Whiskey · « **Reply #508 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:45:26 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:38:08 AM

I might even offer some moola to sweeten the deal... don't worry, I know for a fact that he is 14 so there's nothing to worry about.

Notice how all the gimmicks/Squadholes will try to derail/hijack this thread.

Mods please delete that that shit from this thread... it's a serious challenge.

The Luke

How do you know for a fact that sars is 14?

He seems to know a decent amount about old time weightlifters and so on.

You could be right I just have a hard time believeing it.

kiwiol · « **Reply #509 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:45:50 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:44:01 AM

...I'll put up a hundred bucks... money where my mouth is.

The Luke

Well with that big an amount of money to tempt him and those big powerlifting numbers to be matched, I'm sure Sarcasm is going to be spending sleepless nights tossing and turning, thinking about your 'challenge'

mrgut · « **Reply #510 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:46:57 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:43:05 AM

Not much better... I'm a little short guy. 5'1''ish at 14... only 5'5''ish now.
Bench 300 Squat 300 Dead 400

...but those are for ten, not singles.

The Luke

Those are really good lifts. How old are you?

DK II · « **Reply #511 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:47:09 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:44:01 AM

...I'll put up a hundred bucks... money where my mouth is.

The Luke

WHOW!!! a hundred bucks!!

All the money your whole family has earned in a month!! Can you really afford that??

btw, don't be too shy on your lifts, i bet a 600 bench press, 870 dead lift and 954 squat are in for only one rep.

The Luke · « **Reply #512 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:48:07 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 15, 2007, 05:45:50 AM

Well with that big an amount of money to tempt him and those big powerlifting numbers to be matched, I'm sure Sarcasm is going to be spending sleepless nights tossing and turning, thinking about your 'challenge'

$100 and my account deleted... for a 200 lb bench press single?

Guess he really is 14.

The Luke

kiwiol · « **Reply #513 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:51:02 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:48:07 AM

$100 and my account deleted... for a 200 lb bench press single?

Guess he really is 14.

The Luke

Why go to all that trouble when Ron's openly admitted that Sarcasm isn't a 14 year old, that he didn't receive any letter from Sarcasm's mom like you claimed he did etc etc? Of course proof doesn't mean anything to you - if it did, you'd be a real, respectable scientist instead of being the laughing stock of the scientific community by being a Squatch hunter, which is no different than the people who 'research' UFOs, Perpetual motion, supernatural phenomenon etc (although some of them do have a valid basis for doing so, unlike you).

Whiskey · « **Reply #514 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:52:37 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:48:07 AM

$100 and my account deleted... for a 200 lb bench press single?

Guess he really is 14.

The Luke

Luke are you saying that you think the great Sarcasm cant bench press 200pounds?

The Luke · « **Reply #515 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:55:41 AM »

Yes!

I was strong for a 14 year-old and that was my best bench back then... doubt a 14 year-old who spends six hours a day on the net racking up 30 posts an hour with umpteen gimmick accounts gets much time to train.

The Luke

kiwiol · « **Reply #516 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:56:48 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:55:41 AM

Yes!

I was strong for a 14 year-old and that was my best bench back then... doubt a 14 year-old who spends six hours a day on the net racking up 30 posts an hour with umpteen gimmick accounts gets much time to train.

The Luke

Just because you're built like the average 14 year old doesn't mean you ARE 14 years old. Hope this helps.

The Luke · « **Reply #517 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:58:54 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 15, 2007, 05:51:02 AM

Why go to all that trouble when Ron's openly admitted that Sarcasm isn't a 14 year old, that he didn't receive any letter from Sarcasm's mom like you claimed he did etc etc?

...there's a legal reason why Ron had to deny my claims.

It's also why not one single mod confirmed or denied my claims either.

The Luke
..pm me kiwiol and I'll tell you, (if I'm allowed).

DK II · « **Reply #518 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:01:34 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:55:41 AM

Yes!

I was strong for a 14 year-old and that was my best bench back then... doubt a 14 year-old who spends six hours a day on the net racking up 30 posts an hour with umpteen gimmick accounts gets much time to train.

The Luke

haahaha, are you saying you haven't improved since you were 14??

Dingleberry · « **Reply #519 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:03:22 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:58:54 AM

...there's a legal reason why Ron had to deny my claims.

It's also why not one single mod confirmed or denied my claims either.

The Luke
..pm me kiwiol and I'll tell you, (if I'm allowed).

You're allowed to say whatever you want in PM's. Tell Kiwiol, and in return, Kiwiol will tells us whether it has any merit. Personally, I put Sarcasm right at the age he claims - 34.

kiwiol · « **Reply #520 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:03:32 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 05:58:54 AM

...there's a legal reason why Ron had to deny my claims.

It's also why not one single mod confirmed or denied my claims either.

The Luke
..pm me kiwiol and I'll tell you, (if I'm allowed).

What about The BlockHead knowing Sarcasm in real life? Are you telling me that you, who lives in Ireland and is not even able to make ends meet enough to afford to live on your own at the tender age of 32 knows something concrete about an unknown stranger that the rest of us, who know him don't?

You know what? By answering your retarded (and false and baseless) claims, I'm actually giving you a level of credibility you don't deserve. That's all you're going to hear from me. PM me if you have anything to say mate.

The Luke · « **Reply #521 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:05:06 AM »

Yep.

Blockhead has never met Sarcasm. Sarcasm told him he was some big 230 lb dude known in the local community.

Ask him.

The Luke

Bluto · « **Reply #522 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:06:47 AM »

Blockhead doesn't know sarcasm in real life.

kiwiol · « **Reply #523 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:08:06 AM »

Quote from: The Luke on February 15, 2007, 06:05:06 AM

Yep.

Blockhead has never met Sarcasm. Sarcasm told him he was some big 230 lb dude known in the local community.

Ask him.

The Luke

Do you know Block's real name? PM me if you do. I know Block's real name cause I'm a friend of both him and Jenny, who knows me quite well. Block does know Sarcasm, not to mention they have common friends, some of whose names I know - NO one else in the SQUAD does. PM me something credible or STFU.

Bluto · « **Reply #524 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:09:17 AM »

Haha. you're his friend? You've never even met him. You're living in cyberspace, in a fantasy world.
Give me a fucking break.