not cumming = higher test levels in body?

[ATOMIC]

I couldn't figure out where to post this question so I did it here....
My wife is pregnant and I am tall/big and she is small/short thus I have always had to be careful not to hurt her (trust me this is NOT an ego thing it sucks big time having to be careful ALL the time) we have tried 4 times and we have to stop because it hurts her too much after a few minutes and I haven't gotten to finish a few times and for the next few hours if not day I am like a 12 year old again walking around twitching. Are my test levels higher due to not being able to fininsh or what? I am trying to find some positive in this...I have four months to go before the baby is due and then like a month and a half AAAAAGGGGHHHHH

[The Squadfather]

I couldn't figure out where to post this question so I did it here....
My wife is pregnant and I am tall/big and she is small/short thus I have always had to be careful not to hurt her (trust me this is NOT an ego thing it sucks big time having to be careful ALL the time) we have tried 4 times and we have to stop because it hurts her too much after a few minutes and I haven't gotten to finish a few times and for the next few hours if not day I am like a 12 year old again walking around twitching. Are my test levels higher due to not being able to fininsh or what? I am trying to find some positive in this...I have four months to go before the baby is due and then like a month and a half AAAAAGGGGHHHHH

hahahahahaha, yeah i'm sure that you're SOOOOOOOOO huge that a hole that's capable of pushing a baby the size of a small watermelon out of it is going to "hurt too much".

[Captain Equipoise]

pwned.

[The Squadfather]

pwned.

hahahaha, the other thing that always makes me laugh are the "studs" who think they're too huge for regular condoms when they've done tests that a normal condom will fit on an eggplant both girth and length wise withgout breaking, yet these HUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEE guys are "too big" for them.

[Benny B]

hahahaha, the other thing that always makes me laugh are the "studs" who think they're too huge for regular condoms when they've done tests that a normal condom will fit on an eggplant both girth and length wise withgout breaking, yet these HUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEE guys are "too big" for them.

you have a small penis

[biggabriel]

Unfortunately storing away the ol' love potion doen't increase test levels. Your wife will probably have problems with pain all the way through the rest of the pregnancy if its already started.
Unfortunately penis size has nothing to do with it.
If your having heaps of trouble dealing with it you may have to donate to the Mrs Palmer fund

[Captain Equipoise]

hahahaha, the other thing that always makes me laugh are the "studs" who think they're too huge for regular condoms when they've done tests that a normal condom will fit on an eggplant both girth and length wise withgout breaking, yet these HUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEE guys are "too big" for them.

LOL!! Yes!! the same guys who think they could pleasure 3 women at the same time for the entire night.

Monster delusions.

[ATOMIC]

 , no trust me I know that I am not huge by any stretch of the imagination. I am normal and actually waited 'til I got married to have sex (trust i wanted to kill myself many times for passing oppurtunitties) we went to the doc and its just how she is and yes this is giving us stress about having a child too...