Author Topic: Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store. (Read 3739 times)

chainsaw · « **on:** February 17, 2007, 04:47:07 PM »

I was shopping in a grocery store I goto every day,
I get a phone call from my wife, she was at work and a bit upset
and I inadvertantly said "Fuck" in the store, while intently on the phone with her.

Some guy comes up in the middle of one of my sentances and says "there are kids in here"
I turned and looked around and I didn't see any kids, but I said "sorry," anyway's, and then I said, "but why don't you mind you're own business?"

He said "why don't you leave the store?"
And I said "well who is gonna make me?"
He stumbled over his words, looked at my size
I looked at his 10inch arms and beer belly,
He said "We'll see who will make you.."

After about five minutes of him lookin for someone bigger than me,
I went to the checkout and he was talkin to the manager,
I just got done earlier askin the manager where the diet pepsi with lime has been for the last week.
The manager said "I'll handle this, and when the man walked away, he winked at me...."

I made a mistake, but this fag playin hero and getting called on it was funny!
Don't ever ever play hero, unless you are ready to back it up with the CHAIN.

Squadfather would have been proud!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:48:58 PM »

Quote from: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 04:47:07 PM

I was shopping in a grocery store I goto every day,
I get a phone call from my wife, she was at work and a bit upset
and I inadvertantly said "f**k" in the store, while intently on the phone with her.

Some guy comes up in the middle of one of my sentances and says "there are kids in here"
I turned and looked around and I didn't see any kids, but I said "sorry," anyway's, and then I said, "but why don't you mind you're own business?"

He said "why don't you leave the store?"
And I said "well who is gonna make me?"
He stumbled over his words, looked at my size
I looked at his 10inch arms and beer belly,
He said "We'll see who will make you.."

After about five minutes of him lookin for someone bigger than me,
I went to the checkout and he was talkin to the manager,
I just got done earlier askin the manager where the diet pepsi with lime has been for the last week.
The manager said "I'll handle this, and when the man walked away, he winked at me...."

I made a mistake, but this fag playin hero and getting called on it was funny!
Don't ever ever play hero, unless you are ready to back it up with the CHAIN.

Squadfather would have been proud!

hahahahaa, good stuff chainsaw, these skinny little queefs are made to be pushed around, i don't care how much money you have if you're skinny you're not a man.

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:49:55 PM »

SQUADFATHER YOU WAS SKINNY IN THE PAST

finurface · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:50:54 PM »

pathetic.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:52:24 PM »

Quote from: finurface on February 17, 2007, 04:50:54 PM

pathetic.

translation=you're built just like the skinny guy in the store and you're a little scared bitch, hahahaha.

chainsaw · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:53:51 PM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on February 17, 2007, 04:49:55 PM

SQUADFATHER YOU WAS SKINNY IN THE PAST

I think we all were skinny in the past, or a porker.... Thats what separates the HUNTERS from the gatherers!
What you do about it...

finurface · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:54:26 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on February 17, 2007, 04:52:24 PM

translation=you're built just like the skinny guy in the store and you're a little scared bitch, hahahaha.

when are u going to show us how incredibly muscular you are "internet tough guy" ?

Didnt Mindspin own your ass, and u then procedeed to beg him for mercy ?

Pathetic sperm bag.

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:54:52 PM »

SUPER TACO BEANS AWAY

finurface · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:55:25 PM »

monster chest.

davidpaul · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:56:13 PM »

Quote from: wolfgang187 on February 17, 2007, 04:54:52 PM

SUPER TACO BEANS AWAY

is he sufferin from retardation?

chainsaw · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:56:19 PM »

You either develope into a hunter, or settle for gathering or even a scavenger.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:56:35 PM »

Quote from: finurface on February 17, 2007, 04:54:26 PM

when are u going to show us how incredibly muscular you are "internet tough guy" ?

Didnt Mindspin own your ass, and u then procedeed to beg him for mercy ?

Pathetic sperm bag.

hahahahaha, skinny frenchie meltdown.

wolfgang187 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:59:27 PM »

Quote from: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 04:56:19 PM

You either develope into a hunter, or settle for gathering or even a scavenger.

Thank You

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:05:39 PM »

" Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store."

This kind of threads are so Pathetically predictable.

chainsaw · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:37:22 PM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on February 17, 2007, 05:05:39 PM

" Owned a "HERO/PUNK" in a grocery store."

This kind of threads are so Pathetically predictable.

Yeah, you're right, Skinny but fat dude tries to be hero, and is punished by a humble bodybuilder who doesn't flaunt his size and mental giantism, but is enourmously confident in his ability and strength. This guy by the way was a DR. in a hospital uniform. He had a GOD Complex. So, if you don't like the owning threads, don't read them. I didn't point and click you're mouse for you did I now?

Ozzy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:42:10 PM »

Hahahaha, chainsaw for the win

People like that make me fucking sick.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:44:03 PM »

Good job, Chainsaw. Self-righteous fa ggots like that make me so angry..

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2007, 06:02:35 PM »

what a little fag, you should have asked him if he wanted to take it outside just to see the terror on his fat little face.

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2007, 06:16:13 PM »

Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement

chainsaw · « **Reply #19 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:19:30 PM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 17, 2007, 06:16:13 PM

Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement

Answer,

I own a business that is open M-F, I shop everyday for fresh chicken breast and tenderloin, my wife works to for a feeling of accomplishment and doesn't live off of me and that is her choice. I came back to my 3 bedroom house in my Toyota Landcruiser, ate 2 pounds of raw tuna ordered from www.uptownprime.com, don't even own a playstation or any video game since pong, and this guy thought his DR uniform would dwarf my size. Wrong on all points my friend, except, that it was my first recent owning, and I though I would share it. But keep reaching brother.

If you're gonna try to bust my balls, you better come at me with a sledgehammer, and not you kid's toy's are us plastic carpenter kit!

TestDummy · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:02:33 AM »

Quote from: chainsaw on February 17, 2007, 10:19:30 PM

Answer,

I own a business that is open M-F, I shop everyday for fresh chicken breast and tenderloin, my wife works to for a feeling of accomplishment and doesn't live off of me and that is her choice. I came back to my 3 bedroom house in my Toyota Landcruiser, ate 2 pounds of raw tuna ordered from www.uptownprime.com, don't even own a playstation or any video game since pong, and this guy thought his DR uniform would dwarf my size. Wrong on all points my friend, except, that it was my first recent owning, and I though I would share it. But keep reaching brother.

If you're gonna try to bust my balls, you better come at me with a sledgehammer, and not you kid's toy's are us plastic carpenter kit!

Oh shit..........Owning # 2.

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:07:08 AM »

what you mean you made a mistake? what was that mistake, that you said fuck

thats not an owning. bitchslapping him and putting his head in the ice box is.

freespirit · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2007, 03:17:53 AM »

I slapped someone in the face last year. Had to go to court, and that fucked up judge sentenced me to pay the fvcker a compensation for that. About 120 euros.

Next time I make sure to use my elbows and knees.

finurface · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:07:19 AM »

Quote from: SteelePegasus on February 17, 2007, 06:16:13 PM

Interesting story but not for the reason expected!

1. you are at shopping "everyday" while the wife is out earning the bacon
2. if were that big then your size should have intimadated from the get go, clearly it didn't

the only thing missing from the story is that you went back home to the trailor park and released your frustration on the Playstation 3, then jumped online to start a thread about it.

monster getting unemployement and not saving for retirement

Fatal Owning of legendary proportions.

ignorance · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »

I would have just pulled out a gun and shot you. Or if I want to be more real; stabbed you three times then ripped your left eye out for kicks, because hell if I stupid enough to stab you and go to jail for your uses of 'f**k' then I might as well make fucking sure you remember me.