Just because I'm not laid up like an AID's victim in his final stages doesn't mean I've never had the flu. Then again, I might be only 34 year old in existance who's never caught it. 
Don't blame me cause your momma had to roll you over and wet-nap the crusty shit from outta your ass-cheeks the last time you had a sniffle.
The sniffles and a fever isn't the flu. The flu is a serious illness that has killed over 50million people in the last 100 years.
When you do get the real flu, you'll understand that you are in fact laid up like an AID's victim, and even breathing hurts.
Go through something else that has killed 10's of millions of people in the last century, and say it's nothing.
as in....I was there when little boy was dropped, but you didn't see me laid up like an AID's patient.
