Hahahahahahaha!!! Are you implying that "testdummy" has had more hard penis, than he's had hot dinners, Kiwiol?
What I'm trying to say, BigC, is that Testdummy strikes me as the kind of effeminate bottom who makes a big fuss when 'his' husband forgets their anniversary and when the top bear says he'll make it up to 'him' and asks 'him' what he can do, TDummy whispers something into the bear's ear. And sure enough, a few hours later, is seen standing a life-size cardboard cut out of Michael Clarke Duncan, with a hole around the crotch area, through which is hanging the big, black member of the husband, who's on the back of the cut-out and in the front is Testdummy 'him'self, on his knees, all made up, rehearsing in 'his' mind, the lines 'he's' wanted to say all this time, such as "Oh, you're such a big boy, Mikey. Are you gonna treat me like the nasty little bottom bitch that I am?". Hahahahahahaha gayer than Bluto's 'coming out of the closet' thread.