Suggestions for rccs

[kiwiol]

hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use

LMFAO!

15) Stop calling the Sperm bank and harassing the receptionist by repeatedly asking her when they're going to start doing take-aways and deliveries.

[BigCypriate]

LMFAO!

15) Stop calling the Sperm bank and harassing the receptionist by repeatedly asking her when they're going to start doing take-aways and deliveries.

HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 

[Man of Steel]

Hahahahaha!

11) Stop driving around San Fransisco playing Monica and Brandy's "The boy is mine" at full volume, wearing a sequinned singlet, baby blue bandana, and moving your neck from side to side like destiny's child.

AHHHHAAHAHAH!!!  I spit out my water!!

[Krusader]

HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 

.. and that coming from the guy who knows about banks, as he sneaks in, wait for a donor to come out of the "waiting room" with a filled cup, sprints to grab it and chucks it down like a shooter. 

[The Squadfather]

.. and that coming from the guy who knows about banks, as he sneaks in, wait for a donor to come out of the "waiting room" with a filled cup, sprints to grab it and chucks it down like a shooter. 

as opposed to you who does the ball draining the old fashioned way, down on your knees sucking away like a champ.

[kiwiol]

as opposed to you who does the ball draining the old fashioned way, down on your knees sucking away like a champ.

Hahahahahaha you obviously don't know Kocksader that much then, Squadfather. The 'guy's' been arrested several times outside the sperm bank, for threatening incoming 'customers' at gunpoint to make the deposit in his mouth hahahahahaha

[JOHN MATRIX]

hahahahaha, sound advice Alex!!!

14) Stop sending letters to the highway maintenance department boasting that you could pick up a mile of cones with your sphinchter twice as fast as the trucks they use

LMFAO!!!! brilliant BigC.

[Alex23]

LMFAO!!!! brilliant BigC.

That was fucking brilliant... the picture of a naked guy on the roadside squatting on cones  an walking fast is still stuck in my head...

[Havenbull]

HAHAHAHA!!!

16) Stop hiding in a box outside said bank, making a hole in the front for your mouth, and writing a sign saying "RCCS, Rapid Cock Cleaning System" 

bbrrraaahhhaaahhhahaaalk sdflkkghsdfgh;jksdklfhjghddf.....   that's prime stuff BigC


17) Stop shoving bongs up other faggot's asses, sucking their dicks, and telling them it's the pull carb and the only way to smoke shwag

[ManBearPig...]

bbrrraaahhhaaahhhahaaalksdflkkghsdfgh;jksdklfhjghddf.....   that's prime stuff BigC


17) Stop shoving bongs up other faggot's asses, sucking their dicks, and telling them it's the pull carb and the only way to smoke shwag

you are showing strong signs of classic getbig funiness.

[Krusader]

AHHHHAAHAHAH!!!  I spit out my water!!

must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.

[BigCypriate]

must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.

hahahaha, ok "krusader"  oh brother, I bet your the kind of "guy" that drives through compton in your metallic fuschia VW Beetle with purple spinning rims and a pink flourescent lights underneath, playing J-Lo's "My love dont cost a thing" at 200mhz, wearing a diamonte studded sleeveless cowgirl shirt and fishnet stockings, and everytime you pass a homeless negrolog sleeping in the gutter you pull over lower the window and look him seductively in the eyes while miming along to the song "You think you gotta keep me iced you dont, you think i'm gonna spend your cash I wont, even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing!" and beckoning him with the other hand, hahahahahaha gayer than waking up in a hairy musclebear sandwich   

[Man of Steel]

must be the first time you spit out in a while, you're known to swallow every single drop.

Best you spend some more time in the sandbox and kiddie pool before you step up to the big boys.   



You're not ready.

[kiwiol]

Best you spend some more time in the kiddie pool

Don't tell him that, MoS. He takes it literally and that's the reason why he got arrested last time.

[Krusader]

Don't tell him that, MoS. He takes it literally and that's the reason why he got arrested last time.

kiwi, how's the downtown studio with the no window bedroom? Feel depressed when getting home, taking a look at the mirror at seeing your stupid life just went by and left a bald spot and a tub o' lard ?