ha ha, this guy has it all!!
50 with no family, tailgates at a fitness expo, comes in with 7 cases of beer in his pickup hoping to meet friends.
"trains mma", oh brother....
ha ha, tatted up, judging by the tats, got them in the last 5 years or so, meaning not when he was a kid.
ha ha, black eye, gets his ass kicked on a daily basis.
figures out how to "use" the internet, posts some embarassing photos of himself in a full contact fighter shirt, and tries to pick fights online even though no one gives a fuck about him.
once we find pictures of you doing gay porn (i'm sure they're out there), we'll rip on you for a couple months, then you can meltdown and try to pick fights online.
you're worse than derek anthony pussing out in front of david paul.