Author Topic: Analyze other Getbiggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 38901 times)

kiwiol · « **Reply #150 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:48:00 AM »

I'm gonna eventually try and guess all the people I 'talk' to regularly, but I'd like to try Hedgehog now:

In his late 20s, if not early 30s. European, obviously, but very well-informed of foreign cultures, esp. a lot of things American. Is very interested in bodybuilding, strongman and porn, although he's more of an audience member than a participant. Quite intelligent and very fixed with his views. Doesn't like change and if it does happen, accepts it grudgingly and won't be happy. Has been burned by a girl sometime in his life in someway. Has a slight hatred for females, but also likes and treats them mainly as objects of sexual gratification, although there must be at least one version of female that Hedge thinks is worthy of respect. Doesn't like fake people, is very shrewd and observant and while he won't start a fight that he knows will hurt him due to the odds, will have tons of fun provoking pissed off parties who're participating in a fight that he won't be part of. Works hard and has a decent physique. Has a sense of humor, but it helps him appreciate other's jokes more than it does in helping him with coming up with some on his own.

Overall, a good guy who's a bit dorky and perhaps a little awkward socially.

pumpster · « **Reply #151 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:57:55 AM »

Quote from: dogbowl on March 17, 2007, 08:54:15 PM

Squadfather: internet hero; eats breakfast while browsing forums; rarely leaves desk; "owns" people by spending more time online than they do; neglects house; neglects personal hygiene; spotty; body odour; lonely; pale

An average day for this guy (using today as an example)

7am wakes up

07:53:28 AM posts on getbig
08:03:11 AM posts on getbig
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lunch
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bathroom break
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dinner
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9pm ??
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He does this every day of the year, including holidays such as christmas (i just checked his history)

Everyone who is put down by the Squadfather should remember the reality of this guy's life. It's sad. This place consumes his every waking hour.

hahaha quite a contrast from kiwiol's overly-reverential analysis. MOS's takes are more neutral IMO, Kiwiol's are a tad too saccharine.

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #152 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:01:53 AM »

Why do I have the feeling the Squad found a time machine, went back in time to 1995, found a handful of E pills and are posting?

I can see a lit green glowstick on top of Kiwiol's keyboard with 'The Witch Doctor' thumping in the background.

Kenny Ken - church

kiwiol · « **Reply #153 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:03:29 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on March 18, 2007, 06:57:55 AM

hahaha quite a contrast from kiwiol's overly-reverential analysis. MOS's takes are more neutral IMO, Kiwiol's are a tad too saccharine.

Let's analyze Pumpster:

Loves the cock

Hahahahahaha just kidding mate. I can see why you say that, but if you look carefully, I'm not appreciating or insulting anyone. I'm just saying what I think are real characters of the real people behind some of those accounts. It's easy to flame someone or say something obvious like 'spends 24/7 online' etc, but I thought we could do with a serious, indepth thread for a change. I'm the last person who normally makes serious posts, but I like the guessing game, which is why I'm playing it. It's like bodybuilding - it's good fun for those of us who're good at it

gtbro1 · « **Reply #154 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:05:51 AM »

I will try Super Star

  He is a construction worker type who also works as a bouncer...probably rides a Harley and farts a lot.
  I would say he was pretty wild when he was younger but by now in his mid thirties and has settled down a little with a wife and at least one kid,but still listens to Motley Crue and AC/DC. He has been known to induce panic in the 16 year old cooks at White Castle whenever they see him walk in during a busy lunch hour,as they know they are about to make more sammiches in 5 minutes than they had all day up to that point.He has also been banned from "Old Country Buffet" .
  He is probably the type of lifter that would set off the lunk alarm at Planet fitness as well.

DK II · « **Reply #155 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:07:08 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on March 18, 2007, 07:05:51 AM

I will try Super Star

He is a construction worker type who also works as a bouncer...probably rides a Harley and farts a lot.
I would say he was pretty wild when he was younger but by now in his mid thirties and has settled down a little with a wife and at least one kid,but still listens to Motley Crue and AC/DC. He has been known to induce panic in the 16 year old cooks at White Castle whenever they see him walk in during a busy lunch hour,as they know they are about to make more sammiches in 5 minutes than they had all day up to that point.He has also been banned from "Old Country Buffet" .
He is probably the type of lifter that would set off the lunk alarm at Planet fitness as well.

lmao

kiwiol · « **Reply #156 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:08:28 AM »

Quote from: NJ_Slinky on March 18, 2007, 07:01:53 AM

Why do I have the feeling the Squad found a time machine, went back in time to 1995, found a handful of E pills and are posting?

I can see a lit green glowstick on top of Kiwiol's keyboard with 'The Witch Doctor' thumping in the background.

Kenny Ken - church

Are you saying you want me to get back to making 'NJSlinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy'...........' posts, Slinky

Quote from: gtbro1 on March 18, 2007, 07:05:51 AM

I will try Super Star

He is a construction worker type who also works as a bouncer...probably rides a Harley and farts a lot.
I would say he was pretty wild when he was younger but by now in his mid thirties and has settled down a little with a wife and at least one kid,but still listens to Motley Crue and AC/DC. He has been known to induce panic in the 16 year old cooks at White Castle whenever they see him walk in during a busy lunch hour,as they know they are about to make more sammiches in 5 minutes than they had all day up to that point.He has also been banned from "Old Country Buffet" .
He is probably the type of lifter that would set off the lunk alarm at Planet fitness as well.

Great stuff dude

NJ_Slinky · « **Reply #157 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:13:12 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 07:08:28 AM

Are you saying you want me to get back to making 'NJSlinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy'...........' posts, Slinky

Great stuff dude

Be my guest, you know I'm not a stranger to early morning artillery attacks.

wellington - bride

Debussey · « **Reply #158 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:24:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 17, 2007, 10:42:01 PM

You're a lot trickier than normal, cause you deliberately try to pass yourself off as Gary Busey, whom you also say is God , but still, I'd say you are:

Quite antisocial and geeky; Thinks he's a very unusual person with an unusual mind, when your just an intelligent guy who wishes to be different cause you realise every loneliness is a pinnacle and it'll be a concrete proof in your eyes that you are brilliant, which is a virtue that you treasure and must absolutely possess; probably around mid-20s, decent physique and very impatient towards people who are stupid; Likes to have exotic tastes and hobbies so you can captivate an audience of 1 or many when you tell them about it when you get the chance. But at the same time, very traditional and sticks to the safe path. You'd rather go down a road that you know is safe, but won't hesitate to take the unknown one if dared or if need be.

Overall, a good, intelligent guy who's trying to be different, but who also wants to be friends with selective people from the group he'll never be a regular part of.

This is actually far off.

Quote from: haider on March 17, 2007, 11:39:54 PM

I'd say Debussey is in his late thirties, and has gone through some tough times in his life. Self-made in that he has overcome some major obstacles(fears) without much external help. His problems may have been tied to some psychological problems early in his life (twenties). Part of his reconstruction demanded that debussey get himself a proper education, which he did by putting himself through college. His expericnes in life, though very undesirable at the time, are what made Debussey today... this built Debussey's character, and his appreciation of intelligence, knowledge and hard work. My personal complaint with debussey is that he can be very demeaning at times, perhaps because of the distance that the internet creates between users. Debussey should know better, given his own experiences... he may be slipping here.

I know Im right abt atleast something in there.

Even worse.

Debussey · « **Reply #159 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 18, 2007, 12:25:07 AM

Claude is a flautist in the LA Philharmonic. He is single, feeds pigeons on Sundays, and has developed an unfortunate habit of muttering to himself while in public. He has a large collection of Hawaiian shirts but doesn't wear them often because they make him feel silly. He lives quietly, almost too quietly, and doesn't care to have his personal space invaded. Gary Busey is his alter ego, the Mr. Hyde to his Dr. Jekyll, and will bubble to the surface after one drink too many.

kiwiol · « **Reply #160 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:26:42 AM »

Quote from: Debussey on March 18, 2007, 07:24:38 AM

This is actually far off.

I know dude

Like I said, some people are damn near impossible to guess, not to mention I've only seen you post mathematical equations that you got off Google

Debussey · « **Reply #161 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:27:33 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 07:26:42 AM

I know dude Like I said, some people are damn near impossible to guess, not to mention I've only seen you post mathematical equations that you got off Google

Tapeworm · « **Reply #162 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:29:37 AM »

Quote from: Debussey on March 18, 2007, 07:25:42 AM

So? What do I win?

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #163 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:32:08 AM »

Donkey Kong:

A poor german who drives a VW golf 2, reads a lot, feels fascinated about Adolf. Nobody likes him , had a tough childhood, very little friends.His mom had to wrap a t-bone steak around his neck , because that was the only way their dog named Karl-
Heinz would play with him.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #164 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:33:52 AM »

El Mariachi:

26% bf. Currently bulking.

Debussey · « **Reply #165 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 18, 2007, 07:29:37 AM

So? What do I win?

Nothing. Your shit was the worst. It was like teh inverse Debussey.

kiwiol · « **Reply #166 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:37:09 AM »

Quote from: Debussey on March 18, 2007, 07:27:33 AM

What am I supposed to say? Debussey likes his girl to scream out mathematical concept names like 'Isosceles' or 'Equilibrium' or 'frequency' when he's reaming her from behind?

DK II · « **Reply #167 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:37:37 AM »

Quote from: EL Mariachi on March 18, 2007, 07:32:08 AM

Donkey Kong:

A poor german who drives a VW golf 2, reads a lot, feels fascinated about Adolf. Nobody likes him , had a tough childhood, very little friends.His mom had to wrap a t-bone steak around his neck , because that was the only way their dog named Karl-
Heinz would play with him.

hahahaaa, epic jealousy from an immigrant.

Debussey · « **Reply #168 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:39:30 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 07:37:09 AM

What am I supposed to say? Debussey likes his girl to scream out mathematical concept names like 'Isosceles' or 'Equilibrium' or 'frequency' when he's reaming her from behind?

This is everything:

Great thread bro

Tapeworm · « **Reply #169 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:40:12 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 18, 2007, 07:37:37 AM

hahahaaa, epic jealousy from an immigrant.

I understand that they prefer to be called "Guest Workers" DK.

Addition to my Debussey assessment: His favorite saying is, "All the better to eat you with, my dear."

Debussey · « **Reply #170 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:41:45 AM »

Anybody else up for the challenge? So far, no guess = remotely correct. Except: One poster got the age thing correct.

DK II · « **Reply #171 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on March 18, 2007, 07:40:12 AM

I understand that they prefer to be called "Guest Workers" DK.

hahahaaa, no, because 'guest workers' actually act like guests and return home someday.

He's one of those people that have fled their country yet act like it's the greatest place in the world, but they will never go back there except for a 2 week vacation they have saved their money for over two years for. hahahahahaaa.

The fucker has probably never been to Mexico yet feasts on tacos every night because he's mexican.

kiwiol · « **Reply #172 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:44:25 AM »

Quote from: Debussey on March 18, 2007, 07:41:45 AM

Anybody else up for the challenge? So far, no guess = remotely correct. Except: One poster got the age thing correct.

If I went through your posts to get clues (which I won't), I'd do a fairly decent job dude. Who are the people whom you regular 'talk' to here? Ask one of them to do it.

kiwiol · « **Reply #173 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:46:55 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on March 18, 2007, 07:43:32 AM

hahahaaa, no, because 'guest workers' actually act like guests and return home someday.

He's one of those people that have fled their country yet act like it's the greatest place in the world, but they will never go back there except for a 2 week vacation they have saved their money for over two years for. hahahahahaaa.

The fucker has probably never been to Mexico yet feasts on tacos every night because he's mexican.

Are you saying El Mariachi is the kind of 'guy' who is so gay, that he goes up to a Mexican druglord, gets him to shove lots and lots of drugs up EM's ass and when he goes over the border, confesses to the local authorities just so they'd handcuff him and do a thorough rectal probe, before sending him back to Mexico, at which point he can pay off the money for the drugs by being the drug lord's bottom bitch, DK?

Debussey · « **Reply #174 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:48:14 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 18, 2007, 07:44:25 AM

If I went through your posts to get clues (which I won't), I'd do a fairly decent job dude. Who are the people whom you regular 'talk' to here? Ask one of them to do it.

If you went through Debusseys post you would probably not find much useful stuff.

Debussey = a constructed character doing this for fun. The interests and the education info Debussey posted = correct, but the awkward behaviour and obsession towards teh anus = only the character.

The aliens? hmmm. Well.