Hahahahahaha Shadow is a turd, but this post of his is nothing short of legendary. I nearly broke my spleen from laughing
What's funny is the shadow almost ruptured his recently as well, although the circumstances were a bit different.
He was a bit tipsy at his village’s local donkey show, seems he had been chewing some coca leaves and drinking a fair share of curry wine just moments before the event. When he was bent over and lining up his cornhole to the mule's schlong, he got a little lightheaded, stumbled over a miniature statue of Vishnu, and fell off the stage.