why would that be scary?
you must be very insecure...afraid of words like that.
seems weird to me that you would be into beastiality, I for one think that's disgusting. You should seek help, that's not normal.
I don't know what I'm a poster child of but, i would say that if at all you would be a poster child of hugging the nutsack of retired, born again pros.
slummin' it's been...
be safe and don't forget teh balls