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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2007, 09:02:14 AM »

I agree with you on something dballin, yeah bj's are better than sex i believe, anyway get her to do it, tell her you will put food on your dick and she can eat it off.
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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2007, 09:45:51 AM »

So excuse me here if I'm wrong...but she has no problems with you sticking your face in her snatch but won't suck on your knob. See if it's to intimate to fuck her in the ass. Me personally, I'd fuck her until I'm ready to blow and then spunk all over her face...now thats intimate....
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2007, 09:50:05 AM »

So excuse me here if I'm wrong...but she has no problems with you sticking your face in her snatch but won't suck on your knob. See if it's to intimate to fuck her in the ass. Me personally, I'd fuck her until I'm ready to blow and then spunk all over her face...now thats intimate....

That's call The Houdini:
Houdini - When you"re doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, "Abracadabra bitch!", also known as the David Copperfield and the David Blaine.
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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2007, 01:49:03 PM »

That's call The Houdini:
Houdini - When you"re doing a girl doggy style, then you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, "Abracadabra bitch!", also known as the David Copperfield and the David Blaine.

That's well done bro......you have created a new move that I will call the............Dr.D.....
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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2007, 02:27:21 PM »

the Poltergiest is the best:

when you are fucking your girl from behind and you pull out and your friend sneaks in .

then, you go outside and wave to your girl through the window

"hey, I'm over here!!"

hahahhahahahahaha
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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2007, 02:59:43 PM »

That's well done bro......you have created a new move that I will call the............Dr.D.....

Thanks. You can also try The Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate"
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2007, 04:53:40 PM »

shove it down her throat till you choke her
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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2007, 06:48:27 PM »

should be your ex gf by now
blow job should be a given by 2nd date  Wink
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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2007, 06:51:57 PM »

Dude,

Please tell us you're not gonna hang with her until getting a blow job to prove some stupid point. Smiley
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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2007, 06:52:19 PM »

You need to get that shit sorted out!!!

Has she given them to previous boyfriends or not?  She could be just inexperienced and worried about doing it wrong.  Get some decent porn and give her some schooling!!!
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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2007, 06:54:54 PM »


man, what Huh no bj Undecided, i mean it's like a cake with no icing......... Lips sealed
i bet she's not good at it, just giving you excuses....... lose it!

if it doesn't work in the bedroom, ain't gonna work outside of it!!!
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« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2007, 03:24:52 PM »

Have been dating a woman for about a month - have had sex etc but she seems reluctant to give me a BJ  Undecided. She says it is too early in the relation ship for it (WTF)??  Shocked But my question is this - are there many women out there that just do not like giving out BJ's ?? (And before anybody says it - no - it aint coz i have a smelly c o ck )  Cheesy

Dude, that's just an excuse.  As a woman, I can safely tell you that if she WANTED to, she would.  Why she doesnt want to?? Who knows?  Maybe she's just not sure of her 'skills'. 
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« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2007, 10:01:38 PM »

Have been dating a woman for about a month - have had sex etc but she seems reluctant to give me a BJ  Undecided. She says it is too early in the relation ship for it (WTF)??  Shocked But my question is this - are there many women out there that just do not like giving out BJ's ?? (And before anybody says it - no - it aint coz i have a smelly c o ck )  Cheesy

Dude she has no problem giving me one.  You know what feed her some sushi, that always gets her going.
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« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2007, 03:37:11 AM »

Seriously, If she won't give you a BJ, ditch her.  I had my wife suck me off 5 min ago.  She's in the shower now getting ready for church.   Wink Grin Cool
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« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2007, 04:16:51 AM »

Dude,

Please tell us you're not gonna hang with her until getting a blow job to prove some stupid point. Smiley

After bein with her a few more times im startin to think she is just damn shy
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« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2007, 11:22:44 PM »

you need her to give you a blow job and finger your ass you will love it
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2007, 05:47:48 PM »

Hey 210. When you get to be certain age, you start to realize that it really doesn't matter why the person you're dating is withholding, or inappropriate or inconsistent, or whatever - that's their problem to sort out - and they're not a good match for you until they do sort it out.

Unless, of course, you have some kind of emotional investment in NOT getting what you want from a partner.
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« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2007, 12:47:46 PM »

I currently have two girlfriends who love sucking dick. One can be riding the shit out of me while the other is chillin' at the corner of the bed. The girl waiting will ask to suck me to completion once I'm close. The first one then hops off while the second girl goes to town for the climax.

My sex life is pretty kick ass. Cool
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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2007, 04:20:14 AM »

I currently have two girlfriends who love sucking dick. One can be riding the shit out of me while the other is chillin' at the corner of the bed. The girl waiting will ask to suck me to completion once I'm close. The first one then hops off while the second girl goes to town for the climax.

My sex life is pretty kick ass. Cool

Pics please!! Not for me, for Karl...thanks!!  Grin
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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2007, 07:39:25 AM »

yes pics for me, pics for me
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« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2007, 10:08:52 AM »

im lovin life my chick will polish mine on command.sucks to be you.lol
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« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2007, 10:13:31 AM »

After bein with her a few more times im startin to think she is just damn shy

After reading your post I'm starting to think you're a little wet behind the ears. Smiley
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« Reply #47 on: May 07, 2007, 09:24:32 PM »


   slap her around till she gives in and blows you. then right when you are about to (crack one off) as Karl says, pinch her nose and laugh!
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