If I were synopsizing this thread for a TV Guide entry, I'd write...
"Earl is devastated when his bodybuilding hero flops in the movies."
dude you've been obsessed with me for so long now
did I really hurt your feelings that bad?
nobody said it was going to be a great movie
you are a complete loser that likes to hate on successful people, it helps you sleep better at night
first me and now kevin
"I wonder what ronnie smells like"
and I'm gay
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