Dude, It gets even worsN that!.. At the big trendy BKK (Bangkok) night clubs, In the fully decked out luzury bathrooms, they got Towel Boys at the door & sink who turn the water on an off 4 ya of course, hand out towels etc...
But you know that feeling you get when someones RIGHT behind ya? Well, imagine while your takin' a leak, and, next thing you know, Towel Boy is given ya a neck massage! 
I F'n jumped so bad I prolly pissed the both of us.
It's Standard Operating Procedure there. Theyz a bit not quite right, but their girls are awesome. Anyway, they got a crew of about 5 in there dressed up like formal waiters. They even FLUSH-4-U!
Dude, after that I set a new PR for holding a piss!
So now U been warned, when you head on over. Practice your backward elbow strikes for weeks prior, and I'll teach you enough Thai to tell 'em to get the F away!!!
LOL, I hate!! those bathroom attendents, that would drive me crazy in BKK, I needs my space. In Chicago I was in one and it had an attendent. This bathroom was so small to begin with the guy was sitting in a chair right behind you when you pissed!! I like some privacey, them dudes are a pain in the ass, no unnecessary males should be in the bathroom its creepy. Im sure they just trying to make a living, but some things from the past should just....pass.
RUSH LYRICS
"A Passage To Bangkok"
Our first stop is in Bogota
To check Colombian fields
The natives smile and pass along
A sample of their yield
Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams
Golden Acapulco nights
Then Morocco, and the East
Fly by morning light
[Chorus:]
We're on the train to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
We'll hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best
Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon
We burn the midnight oil
The fragrance of Afghanistan
Rewards a long day's toil
Pulling into Katmandu
Smoke rings fill the air
Perfumed by a Nepal night
The Express gets you there
[Chorus]
