Alec Baldwin berates his 11 yr old daughter in abusive voicemail rant

[Dos Equis]

No, ...I said Berserker was sexy when he got angry.

Tu is a cutie-patootie when he has a meltsdown.

There's a difference between being sexy, ...and being a cutie-patootie.

But considering how long you've been married, ...I doubt you'd know the difference even if I explained it. 

Thanks for clearing that up.     Sounds like a tired, overused line to me. 

And when you've been married for 18 years to the same person, we can have a discussion about marriage.   

[tu_holmes]

No, ...I said Berserker was sexy when he got angry.

Tu is a cutie-patootie when he has a meltsdown.

There's a difference between being sexy, ...and being a cutie-patootie.

But considering how long you've been married, ...I doubt you'd know the difference even if I explained it. 

Thanks for clearing that up.     Sounds like a tired, overused line to me. 

And when you've been married for 18 years to the same person, we can have a discussion about marriage.   

I can't be sexy... I'm too young for her.

[pumpster]

Thanks for clearing that up.     Sounds like a tired, overused line to me. 

And when you've been married for 18 years to the same person, we can have a discussion about marriage.   

I smell divorce looming.

[Dos Equis]

I can't be sexy... I'm too young for her.

lol.  Me too.   

[24KT]

lol.  Me too.   

Liar liar pants on fire!!! 

ps - If they're under 21, ya then I'd say they were a bit too young.

The other day I had to visit my neighbour, and when I rang the doorbell, ...and her son answered... 
I took one look at this kid, and had to take a deep breath and calm myself.

Tall, straight, 6' 4", drop dead gorgeous smile, with the wickedest twinkle in his eye, ...and barely 21.
Hahahaha, He looked like the little Oooom-bop kid from Hansen hit puberty and stayed cute.

I'd met all her other sons, ...but this one I'd never seen before. Long legs, flat abs, took it all in in 2 sec.
He made naughty thoughts race through my mind. I'd never go there, ...but ...I did think about it. 

[Dos Equis]

Liar liar pants on fire!!! 

ps - If they're under 21, ya then I'd say they were a bit too young.

The other day I had to visit my neighbour, and when I rang the doorbell, ...and her son answered... 
I took one look at this kid, and had to take a deep breath and calm myself.

Tall, straight, 6' 4", drop dead gorgeous smile, with the wickedest twinkle in his eye, ...and barely 21.
Hahahaha, He looked like the little Oooom-bop kid from Hansen hit puberty and stayed cute.

I'd met all her other sons, ...but this one I'd never seen before. Long legs, flat abs, took it all in in 2 sec.
He made naughty thoughts race through my mind. I'd never go there, ...but ...I did think about it. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120703/

[24KT]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120703/

ummm... not exactly, ...if I'm not mistaken, Terri got herself a gay dude, who took all her money. 

...more like... Brigitte Bardot in À coeur joie (1967) ...except my Englishman is common sense and societal mores.

But he was a cutie. 

[tu_holmes]

...more like... Brigitte Bardot in

My pick for hottest chick ever on the face of the planet (and Beverly Hills)

[Dos Equis]

ummm... not exactly, ...if I'm not mistaken, Terri got herself a gay dude, who took all her money. 

...more like... Brigitte Bardot in À coeur joie (1967) ...except my Englishman is common sense and societal mores.

But he was a cutie. 

Ummm . . . . Stella's May December was not gay. 

[24KT]

Ummm . . . . Stella's May December was not gay. 

But Terri MacMillan's was, ...and it was her personal experience that was the basis for her book.

Terri was Stella. Please try to keep up. 

[Dos Equis]

But Terri MacMillan's was, ...and it was her personal experience that was the basis for her book.

Terri was Stella. Please try to keep up. 

I posted a link to How Stella Got Her Grove Back.  It's a movie about an old woman who hooks up with a younger man.  IN THE MOVIE, the man is not gay and there is a happy ending.  Hope this helps.   

P.S.  You would be the old woman in the movie. 

[24KT]

I posted a link to How Stella Got Her Grove Back.  It's a movie about an old woman who hooks up with a younger man.  IN THE MOVIE, the man is not gay and there is a happy ending.  Hope this helps.   

P.S.  You would be the old woman in the movie. 

Before 'How Stella got her groove back' was a movie, ...it was book, a very successful one that inspired the movie.
It was based on Terri Macmillan's true life adventure. She wasn't OLD, just grumpy from not getting any.
She went to Jamaica and found herself a yound stud. In reality tho, ...he turned out to be gay, and took her for her money. This is the real ending to the story... which only culminated last year.

ps: I'm hardly an old woman so stop trying to deceive the readers.
I'm only 21 ... ok... maybe not 21, but certainly not old! 

[Dos Equis]

Before 'How Stella got her groove back' was a movie, ...it was book, a very successful one that inspired the movie.
It was based on Terri Macmillan's true life adventure. She wasn't OLD, just grumpy from not getting any.
She went to Jamaica and found herself a yound stud. In reality tho, ...he turned out to be gay, and took her for her money. This is the real ending to the story... which only culminated last year.

ps: I'm hardly an old woman so stop trying to deceive the readers.
I'm only 21 ... ok... maybe not 21, but certainly not old! 

I know the story behind the movie.  My link referenced the movie.  In the real life story, the younger man didn't come out of the closet till AFTER the movie was made.  And of course you wouldn't consider her old, tutu.   

[pumpster]

I posted a link to How Stella Got Her Grove Back.  It's a movie about an old woman who hooks up with a younger man.  IN THE MOVIE, the man is not gay and there is a happy ending.  Hope this helps.   

P.S.  You would be the old woman in the movie. 

Bum n' Tu starring in Grumpy old Men LOL

[tu_holmes]

Bum n' Tu starring in Grumpy old Men LOL

Except that Jags is much older than I am... Way too old for me at least.

[pumpster]

Except that Jags is much older than I am... Way too old for me at least.

Basically admitting immaturity.

[tu_holmes]

Basically admitting immaturity.

Actually, it's admitting that she's old.

[pumpster]

Actually, it's admitting that she's old.

Tasteless & classless remark, and not accurate as far as i know. For future reference since you don't comprehend, middle age isn't old. It only seems that way now due to your narrow perspectives. Actually your conservative points of view make you in effect older than her, without your realization.

Hope this helps; enjoy Grumpy Old Men it fits.

[tu_holmes]

Tasteless & classless remark, and not accurate as far as i know. For future reference since you don't comprehend, middle age isn't old. It only seems that way now due to your narrow perspectives. Actually your conservative points of view make you in effect older than her, without your realization.

Hope this helps; enjoy Grumpy Old Men it fits.

This shows you pay no attention... I am as liberal as anyone... I am conservative about "this" issue, and about gun control.

Please go look at my past posts to see how absolutely incorrect you are about me.

You have proven your lack of attention.

[ButtonMan]

This shows you pay no attention... I am as liberal as anyone... I am conservative about "this" issue, and about gun control.

Please go look at my past posts to see how absolutely incorrect you are about me.

You have proven your lack of attention.

Tu telling it like it is ...........

[Earl1972]

You have proven your lack of attention.

he always does

E

[Camel Jockey]

lol.  Does he really use a bowflex? 

Yes and he claims to have gotten up to 400 lbs resistance! 

[pumpster]

This shows you pay no attention... I am as liberal as anyone... I am conservative about "this" issue, and about gun control.

Please go look at my past posts to see how absolutely incorrect you are about me.

You have proven your lack of attention.

Who can read all the way through this self-indulgent tripe? *yawn*

[Cap]

Here's the call:

Sounds fine to me.

[tu_holmes]

Who can read all the way through this self-indulgent tripe? *yawn*

Three sentences too complex for you? I understand...