getting someone to dump you

[ToxicAvenger]

without letting them know the gig

options?

take a shit on her tummy while she sleeps! 

[ToxicAvenger]

have you tried taking a shit in her mouth while she is asleep?

bench

dammit...all POOP jokes are MY domain asswipe 

[ToxicAvenger]

Does Jimmy actually have a problem with telling a girl he doesn't want to be with her anymore?
That doesn't seem like Jimmy, usually he has no problem being an asshole.
What's the deal Jimmy? I don't think you're letting us in on the whole story.

jimmy going for the "enigma wrapped in a riddle" guy...

works for him !

[The_Iron_Disciple]

You can give her the Burrowing Skunk
The Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggie style position, just before you cum you shove her face in to the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the burrowing skunk

Lovely. 

[youandme]

take a shit in her toilet and dont flush it.
go out with the boys on the piss and only call her when you want a fuck.
try and fuck her friends
be nice to her, chicks dont like that for some reason...

lol, unless she likes all of the above, my buddy's girl took a huge shit and did not flush (she also ALWAYS has the plunger out in the bathroom) and we swore he was fixing to take it out and smoke it...

[G.R.H.]

tell her you are  gay, bisexual , or a transvestite

[MikeThaMachine]

Just start being a dick and putting others before her. Always worked for me, I never could break up with a girl, I would rather push her to her limits and have her leave me. That's also the same reason I am not friends with and don't talk to any of my exes.

[Debussey]

I love you Debussey. Please fuck my ass.