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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2007, 08:43:02 AM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 01, 2007, 08:39:24 AM
as we all knew..no pic  :)

<ahem> ugly is as ugly does  ;D

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Laura Lee

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2007, 08:45:06 AM »
EHEM!!!!   >:(   YOU TWO REALIZE THIS IS A "GIRLS" BOARD, RIGHT?  NOT A BASHING BOARD FOR THE GUYS. 

Please take your beauty pageant to another board OR get back to the topic. 

Ok sweeties?  ;D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2007, 09:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on June 01, 2007, 08:45:06 AM
EHEM!!!!   >:(   YOU TWO REALIZE THIS IS A "GIRLS" BOARD, RIGHT?  NOT A BASHING BOARD FOR THE GUYS. 
Please take your beauty pageant to another board OR get back to the topic. 
Ok sweeties?  ;D

Ok, so i've had lots and lots and lots of lovers...

Back on the subject, right?

Lisa
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2007, 09:10:29 AM »
how many is lots and lots and lots?
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2007, 09:24:44 AM »
Quote from: Laura Lee on June 01, 2007, 08:45:06 AM


Ok sweeties?  ;D


okie fiine..i'll let ole double chin be.. :)
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2007, 09:30:06 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 01, 2007, 09:10:29 AM
how many is lots and lots and lots?

Can't count :-\

Lisa
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2007, 09:35:28 AM »
well that was anti-climatcic.  well for me at least lol
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2007, 09:37:41 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 01, 2007, 09:35:28 AM
well that was anti-climatcic.  well for me at least lol
Yea It's only fair for all the times you had a climatic time before your partner... ;D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2007, 09:47:34 AM »
if you only knew lol
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2007, 09:53:47 AM »
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #85 on: June 01, 2007, 09:54:27 AM »
where are my cheetos..and diet coke?
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #86 on: June 01, 2007, 09:56:38 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 01, 2007, 09:54:27 AM
where are my cheetos..and diet coke?
ROTFLMAO....good times. ;D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #87 on: June 01, 2007, 10:00:27 AM »
talk about a streaked peepee stick lol.

nothing like merging threads together
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #88 on: June 01, 2007, 10:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Mydavid on June 01, 2007, 09:09:01 AM
Ok, so i've had lots and lots and lots of lovers...

Back on the subject, right?

Lisa

women like Mydavid make the world go around for people (like me) who hate to work for it . . .  ;D

i'm being serious. some women make getting anywhere w them a second job. >:(  it's a good thing I have a knack for avoiding them.  :D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #89 on: June 01, 2007, 10:10:53 AM »
One.  ;D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #90 on: June 01, 2007, 11:01:44 AM »
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #91 on: June 01, 2007, 11:02:51 AM »
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #92 on: June 01, 2007, 11:18:42 AM »
Quote from: Hustle Man on May 31, 2007, 05:54:04 AM
Hey I'm Thai/Black, you don't think that maybe we... uh naaa couldn't have happened I have only been to England maybe 10 times that would be too much of a coincidence!


Your name isn't Jonathan.

And you'd remember me...

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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #93 on: June 01, 2007, 11:21:50 AM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on June 01, 2007, 11:18:42 AM

Your name isn't Jonathan.

And you'd remember me...

xL
Herpes never forgets... ;D
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #94 on: June 01, 2007, 11:22:42 AM »
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #95 on: June 01, 2007, 11:39:33 AM »
Glad you're back you're seriously hilarious!

xL



Are you saying that from personal experience or did your Doctor tell you to get better?

I read someplace that 1 in 4 suffer from herpes.  I have a girlfriend who contracted it in her 30s from oral.  She got it real bad and hasn't been the same since.  Nor can she sit down comfortably most of the time.


Anyways, this is digression.  I would imagine that most people with a contractable STD would stay home nights and wank (if their blisters didn't hurt terribly).

The rest of us turn down those who look suspicious.

I always check blokes out big time all over before even kissing them.
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #96 on: June 01, 2007, 11:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on June 01, 2007, 11:01:44 AM
Today???  ;D


And I bonked his twin brother.  That was even more fun.  It was when they wanted to bring their father in on the act that I said au revoir.


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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #97 on: June 01, 2007, 11:45:48 AM »
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #98 on: June 01, 2007, 11:52:01 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 01, 2007, 11:45:48 AM
OMFG ROFL

Is that Oh My, Fuckin Great (Big Nasty Horrid Sore on my Lip and now on your Dick?

I've lost my command of the American language, having not visited the US recently.


Always Sore, I'm sure there's webchatforum for herpes sufferers.  You could go there?
xL


How many lovers have you made always sore?

Anyways, I said I'd tell the truth.  The way I think I'm going to do this is by quoting Rosanne's sister.  It was a TV show we got here in England in the late 80s.  Someone asked her, I think she was about to get married or something and being always honest, she said, Well...

"I'm maybe 40, so that's 20-25 years of being sexually active.  If I'd loved 3 men a year, that would be 75 men, right?
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Re: How many lovers have you had? ...I'll tell the truth if you do
« Reply #99 on: June 01, 2007, 12:02:40 PM »
more like Oh my, Filthy Girl

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