i claimed to be the editor of muscle mag in australia and set up an interview with him,here what happened
me: hello derek?
DA: hey how are all u guys downunder hope yall keeping it real
me: one thing about us aussies is that we allways keep it real
DA: thats great one day i hope to come down to australia and say high to all you guys
me : that would be great
me ok now for the nitty gritty
DA : now for the what?
me : the interveiw derek
DA : oh ok its that aussie slang that got me, fire away
me : ok when people think derek anthony they think arms , is there any secrets u can share on how to build such massive arms
DA : well my arms and calves are noticed by ,well nearly everyone , and everyone compliments me on em, it takes hard work u have to put in the time at the gym, i train like a bodybuilder not a power lifter i think this is a problem too many people are making nowdays
me : are u saying people shouldnt lift heavy weights
DA: well it depends what your after , im in the bodybuilding game not the powerlifting game
me: no worries
DA: i love that u aussies say that
me: say what
DA: no worries, laugh
me : laugh, we are a laid back country
me: ok derek i got some questions u may find hard to answer are u ready for em
DA: im allways ready laugh
me : ok mate, whats with all the gay for pay accusations, u seem to get them all the time whats the deal
DA: its just the haterz they can go fuck themselves for all i care
me: but is there any truth to it, there are some suspect video,s on youtube
DA : look i danced at a party i made 4 grand for like 4 hrs work who wouldnt do it
me: but there are claims that u actually had sex with some guys for money also
DA: like i said the haterz can go fuckthemselves
me:what about the cam to cam stuff you have done
DA: im making alot of money
me : but its mainly guys that pay u for the cam to cam services
DA : yeah and i make alot of money
me: but how can u do those things if u arent gay i just dont get it
DA: look is this a real interveiw or not lets getoff the subject
me : i really think u need to clear the air mate
DA: so what i danced for some guys and do occasional cam to cam work i make more mioney than all my haterz put together , now move on
me:so u have a cam on and they have a cam on,,and this arouses you and u materbate for then
DA: look i said move on or ill hang up
me: i actually spoke to a gay man who used your cam to cam services and he said u got off on looking at him more than he got off looking at you
DA: ok im gay is that what u wanted to hear,beep beep your mother u beeping beeing beep beep
# click phone hung up
me : by derek mwahaahahahaahah