Author Topic: WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN RONNIE COLEMAN AND JAY CUTLER????????????????????? (Read 3506 times)

Bluto · « **on:** June 23, 2007, 03:21:35 PM »

Dammit

ive spent 5 weeks thinking about this and i aint getting anywhere

help me out bros!

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:23:23 PM »

ronnie coleman would tear jay cutler up . . .

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:23:59 PM »

Jay is like a fridge and would have a hard time dodging blows..

Ronnie is a cop and has probably hauled ass before.

But then again Jay is always red from the drug abuse, so maybe he has recovery abilities like Wolverine from X-Men?

Now I'm freaking out too!

Matt C · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:25:26 PM »

Ronnie.

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:26:44 PM »

didnt cutler wrestle in highschool or something?

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 23, 2007, 03:26:44 PM

didnt cutler wrestle in highschool or something?

Ronnie played football.

Jay would probably surprise Ron with some awesome move and then strike a most muscular.. Ronnie would scream "YEEEEP!" and strike back with a kick, followed by a rear lat spread.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:28:51 PM »

Ronnie would go King Kong on Cutler after he sees the blonde female that hangs around him.

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:30:20 PM »

where is all team cutler members defending him

i guess team cutler was just the shadow after all

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 23, 2007, 03:30:20 PM

where is all team cutler members defending him i guess team cutler was just the shadow after all

If this were a thread about dissing Big Kev, then you and I would defend his honor.

Jay has fans, but not hardcore and dedicated disciples!

JediKnight · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:38:03 PM »

Cutler and his jaw have the edge.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:41:04 PM »

Quote from: JediKnight on June 23, 2007, 03:38:03 PM

Cutler and his jaw have the edge.

his jaw is like a hyena's. It's very powerful, but it works best on carrion . . . like Ronnie was last Olympia.

corinth · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:17:29 PM »

Ronnie would beat Jay's ass so bad MadMax would feel it.

This is just one white man's opinion though.

americanbulldog · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:34:02 PM »

Both would gas from circling each other.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:37:12 PM »

they'd both die of a heart attack in 2 minutes

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2007, 04:37:37 PM »

Quote from: americanbulldog on June 23, 2007, 04:34:02 PM

Both would gas from circling each other.

Exactly!

The "fight" wouldn't last one round before both needed oxygen!

americanbulldog · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:07:51 PM »

Quote from: MUVIRSE on June 23, 2007, 04:38:44 PM

I doubt that given they workout all day

I have a hard time beliving someone can do back for an hr or 2 but gasp for oxygen fighting someone after 2 minutes.

The guy who doesn't spar or fight says what?

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2007, 06:08:59 PM »

are you fucking kidding me? this thread blew my mind.

Disgusted · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:22:22 PM »

Ronnie would pick up Jay with both hands, put him over his head and yell LIIEEEEET WAAAEEEET BAAABYYYY.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:24:40 PM »

Jay would win, the White man always wins.

The Coach · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:30:01 PM »

Neither, they'd both passout about :30 into the first round. They should thumb wrestle, they would last longer!!

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:37:18 PM »

Blacks are built for quick burst movements, but I'm sure Jay can use his intelligence to master a style and beat Coleman like a little niglet trying to paint shit on your car with a spray can.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:43:29 PM »

squad is right whitey wins

chosen09 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:59:29 AM »

both are too big to throw a punch

boonstack · « **Reply #23 on:** June 24, 2007, 12:07:40 PM »

Quote from: MUVIRSE on June 23, 2007, 04:38:44 PM

I doubt that given they workout all day

I have a hard time beliving someone can do back for an hr or 2 but gasp for oxygen fighting someone after 2 minutes.

let me let you in on a secret..... *psst* your a fucking RETARD

jay has admitted he hates stairs even in a house, and he is winded by the time he walks from kitchen to front porch.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #24 on:** June 24, 2007, 01:40:39 PM »

Ronnie does have longer forearms, so maybe his punches would pack more power?

Author Topic: WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN RONNIE COLEMAN AND JAY CUTLER????????????????????? (Read 3506 times)

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