"sorry attempts at an owning"
Just speaking the truth, what's the matter, truth hurt. 
Really, you're only embarrassing yourself. I know you think you're being funny, but frankly I find it all boring and so unresourceful. Real ownings go for the jugular, they get people in real life. Now THAT's an owning.

Until you learn this valuable lesson, you will continue this laughably childish homoerotic-joke circle jerk with the likes of Squadfather and havenbull...