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ToxicAvenger

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new norris facts!!
« on: June 21, 2007, 08:37:53 AM »
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 10:47:12 AM »
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

 ;D

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


Funny!

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

The best one!
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 02:05:04 PM »
I hate chuck norris
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 02:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Slin1 on June 21, 2007, 02:05:04 PM
I hate chuck norris

Well I hope for your sake Chuck Norris doesn't hate you.
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 04:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 21, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Well I hope for your sake Chuck Norris doesn't hate you.

I kill him with one of me drunken blue dragon jumping spinning toe nail kicks right to his adams apple
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 04:01:54 PM »
loolololollo some of those had me in tears....

"ROSA PARKS REFUSED TO LEAVE HER SEAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SAVING IT FOR CHUCK NORRIS"

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH!
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 05:03:59 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 21, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
loolololollo some of those had me in tears....

"ROSA PARKS REFUSED TO LEAVE HER SEAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SAVING IT FOR CHUCK NORRIS"

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH!

HAHAHAHA

Missed that one!  ;D
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 07:57:18 PM »
when chuck norris gives blood he refuses the needle and request a handgun and a bucket ;D

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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2007, 04:10:08 AM »
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2007, 08:37:44 PM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2007, 12:51:22 AM »
when Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Re: new norris facts!!
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 06:23:29 PM »
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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