If you don't mind me asking what do you do for a living Ed? How did you afford such a place?
Special Ed is an Award-Winning Author, Internet Personality, TV Host, Screenwriter, Video Director, and Apparel Company Marketing Director. Special Ed is also a Mensa-qualified Grandmaster Chess Champion and Moral Adviser to the President of the United States.
In other news, Special Ed would like to announce that he will be marrying Bethany Carter Howlett to produce the world's most talented and decorated SuperGenius baby ever created!