Author Topic: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha  (Read 3192 times)

pumphard

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All I know is, her fingers are reaching for my a-hole so she can lick them, dirty whore
You see how that rape has fvcked up your head, thats why i'm so willing to help you out.  Tell me, who did it bro.

pumphard

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excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?
Queers like you and Your MAAAAaaaaa must love coming to a board that has all these men on it.

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Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   

LMFAO! Sorry Sars but this is funny!

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You see how that rape has fvcked up your head, thats why i'm so willing to help you out.  Tell me, who did it bro.
why are you so interseted in who raped who? are you looking for a date ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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why are you so interseted in who raped who? are you looking for a date ???

this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills

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this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills

haha you've been raping this guy on the internet for months, I think he likes it, he keeps begging for more.  He's the next goatse guy :-X
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

pumphard

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this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills

Hahahahahahaha.....................Listen to this homo....."I;m muscular and good looking"............hahahahaha.. ......no kidding they raped your ass in prison..........thats it champ, you sexy thing, you........