The Secret really works. I've never applied it to business, but I did use it to pick up chicks. It's the same principle. What you put out there comes back to you.
I was in a slump, having broken up with a psycho ex-girlfriend (I know every getbigger can relate!) and feeling a bit out of rhythm with my rap. So instead of forcing it, I just started kickin' it to every girl who made eye contact with me. Ugly chicks, fat chicks, handicapped chicks, you name it, I was firing it up to every smile that looked my way. I even started banging a few really sweet but ugly girls just to put that good karma out there. Sure enough, the tide started to turn.
Before I knew it, things were strange because I was gunning from one chick's place to another at 3 am for booty calls and the girls getting my attention were getting better and better looking. Before I knew it, I was hanging out on Park Avenue by Wilhemina and Elite Modeling agencies, picking up and plowing some of the hottest models on earth with the exact same rap I was using weeks earlier on some of the planet's fugliest chicks. It was kinda sad dumping all those really sweet but ugly girls, but sure enough, the bad karma came back to bite me on the ass. Every time I'd come up with an excuse for why I couldn't bang fat Beth on the Upper East Side, I'd get nixed by one of the models.
Eventually I realized that The Secret requires BALANCE. I finally learned that I needed to keep an equal number of 1s and 2s in my bed for every 8 or 9. Without the Secret, I'd never have banged so many ugly girls, but Jesus says a man can be measured by his charitable contributions, so I'm going to Heaven fer sure!
