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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #250 on: August 31, 2007, 06:04:02 PM »

If that's you in the avatar, you don't look remotely Chinese, so what the hell kind of name is WOOO?




that's 'alexxx'.... welcome to getbig


i'm not a chink


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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #251 on: August 31, 2007, 06:04:19 PM »
hahaha this is some funny shit.  ;D

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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #252 on: August 31, 2007, 06:30:18 PM »

that's 'alexxx'.... welcome to getbig


i'm not a chink


stupid gimmick accounts
careful WOOO you'll ruffle their little feathers and they call you a moron and stupid, then go on tyraid about America being uneducated.

Epic jealousy that European women have yellow teeth and are forty pounds overweight with that whitish green skin from a lack of sun, and America is loaded with hot blondes.

HAHAHA this Pocket Tugger and the next big twink wish they could afford to move to the US, instead the are stuck living in ghetto "flats" with thirteen brothers and sisters, all whom have had "relations" with one another.
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« Reply #253 on: August 31, 2007, 06:32:55 PM »
careful WOOO you'll ruffle their little feathers and they call you a moron and stupid, then go on tyraid about America being uneducated.


america is uneducated...  8)


Epic jealousy that European women have yellow teeth and are forty pounds overweight with that whitish green skin from a lack of sun, and America is loaded with hot blondes.

HAHAHA this Pocket Tugger and the next big twink wish they could afford to move to the US, instead the are stuck living in ghetto "flats" with thirteen brothers and sisters, all whom have had "relations" with one another.


that sounds about right

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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #254 on: August 31, 2007, 06:34:30 PM »

america is uneducated...  8)




really depends on who you're talking to, some chicks are hotter that way ;)
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« Reply #255 on: August 31, 2007, 06:36:28 PM »
really depends on who you're talking to, some chicks are hotter that way ;)

oh i wasn't being critical of your impressive blonde bimbo population  :)

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« Reply #256 on: August 31, 2007, 06:38:48 PM »
oh i wasn't being critical of your impressive blonde bimbo population  :)
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« Reply #257 on: August 31, 2007, 06:50:41 PM »
Hey, whaddayaknow, WOOO Alexxx can type!

Chaos, Chaos, Chaos! Bring something new to the table. Everything you said is just a regurgitation of what PT has already said to YOU.

Have a look, Chaos. You rejected the notion that America is uneducated, using the misspelling 'tyraid' in the same sentence.

I'd love to believe you were being satirical, but...


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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #258 on: August 31, 2007, 07:03:55 PM »
Hey, whaddayaknow, WOOO Alexxx can type!

Chaos, Chaos, Chaos! Bring something new to the table. Everything you said is just a regurgitation of what PT has already said to YOU.

Have a look, Chaos. You rejected the notion that America is uneducated, using the misspelling 'tyraid' in the same sentence.

I'd love to believe you were being satirical, but...


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hhhhhmmmmmmmm sounds like the next big twink is getting upset, did I hurt your witto feewings :'(

maybe you should roll over and wake up PT so he can ride my sack as well.

enjoy your night at the pub with the fat chicks and the black/yellow teeth :-*
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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #259 on: August 31, 2007, 07:18:01 PM »
Sigh, you poor deluded knobber.

I'm off to eat, no stimulation from yoooo.


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« Reply #260 on: August 31, 2007, 09:12:22 PM »
No story here. It appears as though the hicks have pulled their heads in for the moment.

Hello again, Iron-Man! I remember what you said about my tasteless joke, and therefore I have to assume that you have some faith. Normally I would roll my eyes at anyone's religion or faith in a higher being, but hey I like you, so I'll lay off the Jesus shit.

I only felt your joke was tasteless because it didn't make me laugh ... I did grin, however. Being viewed as a RELIGIOUS person is CERTAINLY NOT my intent. I apologize for coming off that way ... truth be told, I am a SPIRITUAL person. For those that are well Educated, such as yourselves, being RELIGIOUS and being SPIRITUAL are 2 entirely different things. I'd be more than happy to explain myself. And, YES, I like you too TNBT as well as Pillowtalk. You both bring to the table a certain Humor that is sorely needed on GetBig ... at least that's my opinion.

I myself am not prejudiced against Americans per se. I particularly like their comedy. Yanks have gotten a bad press throughout the world for fifty years, but it stands to reason that in a nation of hundreds of millions, there must be pockets of genius.

There most certainly are ... maybe even a few on this Board. ;)

Unfortunately, people over here are no different from raised-by-TV morons the world over, so when Americans are represented on television as fat, semiliterate, prejudiced trailer-dwelling, three-dogs-having cretins, that becomes what they are in the British consciousness.

I certainly understand that a lot of World looks unfavorably on America partly due to the image that is created by the Media ... sad thing, really. Much like the 2nd picture on the 11th page ( I believe it's the 11th page ) we, as a collective group, are Sheep being led to the slaughter ... not just Americans, however. That's very important to understand as you well know.

As PT has alluded to many times, a vast majority of human beings everywhere bumble through life with their eyes closed. So it's no great task to mould their 'views' on anything from grocery shopping to global politics.

Great thing about our Government ... see the Movie, " The Matrix ". Great analogies !

It so happens that on this and other public forums, that ignorance is represented in microcosm.

It's obvious you and PT have SOME type of remorse for we Americans seeing as how you both took the time to speak about such topics which, in my honest opinion, are EXTREMELY important. I love Bodybuilding, however, it is NOT my Life. Great posts PT and TNBT ... not that you needed it, but you certainly have my respect. Next to GH15, you are all my favorite posters thus far.


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« Reply #261 on: August 31, 2007, 09:19:53 PM »
By the way TNBT, you still haven't answered my question ...

What is your favorite Book ?

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« Reply #262 on: August 31, 2007, 09:38:35 PM »
Impossible to say. As far as factual stuff goes, I'm not a favourite-book kinda guy. More genres with me.

The only single books which had impact upon me were Stephen King's Pet Sematary and Dean Koontz's Watchers. Atmospheric, evocative, emotional. Struck a chord.

For sheer entertainment, I'd have to say Robert Crais's Elvis Cole detective novels. A smart-ass, world-weary private dick living and working in LA. The kind of character you wish were real.

The only factual stuff I've read consistently is true crime. Something unwholesome about reading that stuff after a while.

Anything else like history etc... can't help but feel that accounts of history are just propaganda to a greater or lesser extent. Someone's opinion of something they didn't witness, based upon whatever facts they've garnered from here and there.

I'm not really too interested in the human condition, trying to heal the world. Life's too short to care! I sure as hell can't solve the world's problems, not inclined to 'make a difference'. There are enough banner-wavers out there.

As PT said earlier, I am Scots, or Scottish if you prefer. Can't stand the place if you want the truth. Most parochial people I ever had to listen to, generally speaking. Way too many assholes who wear kilts to their cousin's wedding, or to a football (soccer!) game, claim it's traditional.

Is it hell. Must be about a thousand fucking years since kilts and tartan were really national dress. Tradition, my hairy ass. Traditional national dress has become jeans and a tee-shirt, same as everywhere else!

So, you ever see me in a kilt, I've lost my fuckin' mind - shoot me. Twice to make sure.

Also in Scotland, I feel as though I'm the only individual (there are just 6 million of us) around who isn't delightedly proud to be working class. I resent my lowly beginnings. Led to my lowly here-and-now!

So really, I like ranting because the world's full of blind pricks getting in my way. The world wasn't designed to suit people like me.

Enough for now, I have to breathe!  >:(

 
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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #263 on: August 31, 2007, 09:44:06 PM »
I wanted to ask... Why Sam Elliott?


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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #264 on: August 31, 2007, 11:12:30 PM »
A funny story about my Mossberg 12 gauge pump.

This was in response from another member about said firearm....
In case you are wondering ‘MRH + pillowtalk or ‘PT’ are both me, KAY ??.

Quote from: LJ;77968
Now that's a piece of equipment
Fav pump action - boom!
Quote from: MRH - X19;77969
I keep one here on the compound !!.

Most law enforcement world wide use them also...........

That - clack - clack - sound when you rack a shell makes most people go weak at the knees / lose colour in the face, LOLZ..................

I have a funny story along those lines about some one who turned up at the gate down the end of the drive the other day, now these gates are iron double gates, 12 ft high !!, so you need to ring the buzzer and wait.
I will type the rest later, i have to eat and my back needs half hour of sun more.................... ..

They give anyone a shot gun license here ( up in the hills, not so easy when you live on the coast though !!, they will ask “what are you planing to shoot tourists” ?? ).

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I am sitting here the other day playing Chess and i hear the front gate buzzer, now every one who knows me here is clued up to the fact that you sound your car horn three times, as i ignore the front gate buzzer !!, LOLZ..............what can i say ??, i come here to get away from girls !!.

So i carry on thinking a few moves ahead, now the Dog’s are both down the hill at the gate going ape shit, this goes on until i can no longer concentrate on my game !!, so i am now fucked off !!.
I get up and go stand on the front wall ( from where you can see the front gate ) and i see a man and a woman waving at me.........i go down the drive to see what the fuck is going on !! not in a good mood by now ‘BTW’ ------ this bit you WILL NOT BELIEVE, AS I STILL DON’T, but fuck it i have started now......

I get to the gate to be greeted by a well dressed male + female.
I greet them in Portuguese and ask what they want, the man responds with ”fala o inglês” to which i respond “i grew up in Lambeth, so in a manner of speaking, yes”.

Man at gate. Ah, good, i would like to talk to you about some publications we are giving out.

Me. Yeah !!, what publications would this be then, and why are you giving them out ??.

Man at gate. well, we are trying to help people understand the world today, and why it is the way it is.........etc he goes on but i can’t be arsed.

Now i am finding this a little familiar !!, well dressed / spoken, man + woman........i have seen this before, Déjà Vu is starting to set in.

Me. what are these publications you are giving out called ??.

Man at gate. They are called the Watch tower publications.

I fucking new it !!, i have been dragged from my mid morning game of Chess by two Jehovah’s Witnesses !!!! WTF !!!!!! can you BELIEVE this shit ??.
I am in the middle of fucking no where !!, and i have got two Jehovah’s Witnesses at my front gate.
Now i have two options that spring to mind.............

A. Go on about, Freemasonry / the Mormons / Joseph Smith / Brigham Young / mind control etc etc.................
All of which would eat into my Chess game, and do sweet fuck all for these brainwashed imbeciles.

B. ( the option i chose ‘BTW’ )

Me. excuse me just one moment, i have to get the remote for the gate to let you in.

Man at gate. facial expression changes to delight !!(  he thinks he has the first score of the day, WRONG !! ).

I think it’s time to sik ‘PT’ on these fucking Chess game disturbing motherfuckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me. ( now back at the gate with my Mossberg )

Man at gate. facial expression changes to that of extreme concern, LOLZ........

Me. you are Jehovah’s Witnesses, right ??.

Man at gate. Eeeeeeerrrrrrrrr yes !! that’s right.

Me. Clack - clack - You have got five seconds to get back in your car and get the fuck off my property................

Man at gate. ( spoken over his shoulder as he makes for his car, with some haste i might add ) thank you for your time, sorry to have bothered you sir etc etc............again, he goes on but i can’t be arsed to type all the back peddling this spineless wanker did, LOLZ...............

Me. you are more than welcome, if i see you round here again i will shoot your tyres and make you walk back to the nearest fucking town in this heat you fucking ass hole.................and take ya bitch wiv ya !! kunt !!.

Now legally you are within your rights......if some one is on your property to behave in this manner, my front gates are far enough from the road, and are on my property, so there is fuck all they could do about it !!, needless to say i got no visit from the ‘GNR’ ( Guarda Nacional Republicana ) who are military Police ‘BTW’ - nor have i seen the ‘JW’s’ since, oh well, all is well that ends well, hey !!.

My point here is........i am in the middle of fucking no where, and who comes up at the front gates ??...........the fucking ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

If it had not been me it happened to i would not have belived it myself.................. ..

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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #265 on: August 31, 2007, 11:34:24 PM »
As my ‘tag partner’ has given you some American heroes on the previous page, i though i would start your day with some American losers...............OH , and there are a few to choose from, trust me !!!.................

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John Hinckley..............
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« Reply #266 on: August 31, 2007, 11:37:32 PM »
NO.1
John Hinckley..............

After repeated viewings of the 1976 movie Taxi Driver, in which a disturbed protagonist, Travis Bickle, played by Robert DeNiro, plots to assassinate a presidential candidate, Hinckley developed an obsession with actress Jodie Foster, who played a child prostitute in the film. When Foster entered Yale University, Hinckley moved to New Haven, Connecticut, for a short time to be nearer to her, slipping poems and messages under her door and repeatedly contacting her by telephone.
Failing to develop any meaningful contact with Foster, Hinckley developed such plots as hijacking an airplane and committing suicide in front of her to gain her attention. Eventually he settled on a scheme to win her over by assassinating the president, with the theory that as a historical figure, he would be her equal. To this end, he trailed Jimmy Carter, then president, from state to state, but was arrested in Nashville, Tennessee on a firearms charge. Penniless, he returned home once again, and despite psychiatric treatment for depression, his mental health did not improve. In 1981, he began to target the newly elected president, Ronald Reagan. It was also at this time that he started collecting information on Lee Harvey Oswald, John F Kennedy's assassin ( muffled laughter ), whom he saw as a role model.
Just prior to Hinckley's failed attempt on Reagan's life, he wrote to Foster.
Over the past seven months I've left you dozens of poems, letters and love messages in the faint hope that you could develop an interest in me. Although we talked on the phone a couple of times I never had the nerve to simply approach you and introduce myself, the reason I'm going ahead with this attempt now is because I cannot wait any longer to impress you.
Shortly after his trial, Hinckley wrote that the shooting was "the greatest love offering in the history of the world," and was upset that Foster did not reciprocate his love ( can you believe this guy WTF !! ).
After being admitted, tests found that Hinckley was an "unpredictably dangerous" man who may harm himself, Jodie Foster, and any other third party.

‘Hinckley’.....what a fuck up this guy was !! - he is not in the same leauge  ( even ball park ) as - The special op’s crew on the grassy knoll / Chapman / Sirhan Sirhan / Yigal Amir -et al.................

He was just a regular run of the mill loser ( to call him a Psycho would be an insult to ‘REAL’ Psycho’s !! ).

To chose that piece of shit ( Röhm RG-14 ) weapon / rounds ( Devastator rounds, designed to explode on impact, but only if they are made in a good munitions factory, and are not $0.05 per round, LOLZ...........), and miss at that distance with ‘ALL’ the rounds ??, what a wanker !!.
He had a perfect angle / line of sight / distance / lack of wind conditions etc...........
The perfect shot !!, and he missed with ‘ALL’ six rounds !!, what a kunt.................... ..

The only round that hit ( Raygun, LOLZ.......) was one that bounced off the bullet proof glass of the presidential Limo !!, talk about irony, that glass is there to save VIP’S, Raygun got hit by a ricochet from said protection mech, LMFAO !!!!!!.

What did he say to Nancy in the hospital ??, oh yeah - “i forgot to duck” !! scuse me.....but after hearing two rounds go off at that proximity, i ( and most others ) would be on the deck eating pavement !!.

Who said Raygun ( yes i know how to spell Reagan ) had the lowest ‘IQ’ of all his predecessors ??, i say predecessors rather than all the presidents to date, because no one out ranks 'GB' jnr in the fick as ya can git department, LOLZ..............

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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #267 on: September 01, 2007, 02:55:09 AM »
Just to give you some idea of how far away from civilisation these ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ were, here are some pic’s of my place, the national park and one of the dogs ( Portuguese hunting dog ).
All of these pic’s ( including the lakes ) are taken not far from my front gates.

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« Reply #268 on: September 01, 2007, 02:57:18 AM »
The last ones.................... ........
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« Reply #269 on: September 01, 2007, 04:09:26 AM »
I wanted to ask... Why Sam Elliott?


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« Reply #270 on: September 01, 2007, 04:10:06 AM »
The last ones.................... ........

Very beautiful scenery ! I only wish I could wake up to that ...  :'(

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« Reply #271 on: September 01, 2007, 04:58:08 AM »
Taxi Driver is for me overrated, as is Robert De Niro himself. A bit like John Lennon, in that people tend to rave about how terrific he is, because they feel that's what's expected of them.

De Niro's famous mannerisms may be good fodder for impressionists, but who the fuck really behaves that way?

All that screwing up his face, lolling his tongue, looking this way and that... It's like the prick made a career out of acting the retard.

You talkin' t'me? Uh? You talkin' t'me? ... You steal my football...? I tell my moooooooom!

Who else? Tyne Daly, the brunette from Cagney and Lacey, Mary-Beth. Who the hell acts like her outside of the banana bin? Yells instead of talking, looks through people instead of at them.

Not to mention magically giving birth to two hispanic sons, when she's not Latin, and her husband is the whitest man in America. Mary-Beth Lacey that is, not Tyne Daly.


Sam Elliott is pretty good though. Dunno if it's just the enormous moustache or the ultra-deep voice, but he's very masculine.

I love his line in Roadhouse after he meets Dalton's doctor chick...

That girl's got entirely too much brains to have an ass like that!  ;D


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« Reply #272 on: September 01, 2007, 05:54:14 AM »
You know what ??, after thinking about it the whole thing was a bit weird, i had a buzzing in my head all afternoon that day, and i felt kinda euphoric !!, very odd.

You know, i don’t think they were ‘Jehovah’s Witnesses’ after all, i think they were fucking Aliens man, looking back on it, they were driving a mint condition ( Black ) 1954 ‘Buick Skylark’ that was immaculate, i mean not a spec of dust on the mother fucker !!.
Now i take my Audi to the jet wash 3 times a week ( hey it’s a nice motor !! ), and after the first drive back to my place it’s got dust on it !!, go figure.

This car looked like it had been waxed and was just out of the show room !!, you know that brand new tyre look ??.
Plus when they drove away i don't remember seeing any dust flying up in their wake !!, didn't register at the time, but on reflection.........the whole episode was a bit weird !!.

Plus these hills are 1000's of square KM's, there is nothing between us out here in the national park and Lisboa ( Lisbon ), so if you were going to have a base in any part of S.Europe i guess it would be here, huh ??.
Portugal has less population in the whole country than, the population of London alone, there is nothing here...................

Man !!, that was fucking spooky.................. .
Anyhow, i just got back from doing Chest, and need some sun on my body, pool and sun lounger time...........laters.



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Re: Try Again...
« Reply #273 on: September 01, 2007, 06:13:31 AM »

I love his line in Roadhouse after he meets Dalton's doctor chick...

That girl's got entirely too much brains to have an ass like that!  ;D


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Fucking top hole sound track by - The Jeff Healey Band - in that film !!.

I have the sound track on ‘CD’ just don’t play the ‘Patrick swayze’ tracks what ever you do !!, your ears will fall off, disgusting !!!!!!!!!.

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« Reply #274 on: September 01, 2007, 06:27:40 AM »
This is the best thread on getbig , in a long time,

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