Top Ten Ways They Fix the Olympia

[The Luke]

At least we can console ourselves with the fact that the Mr GetBig has transparent judging... (well, just don't ask Adonis to confirm that).

And judging by the rate the prize money is growing for the Mr GetBig... in five years it will probably be a bigger show than the Olympia anyway.


The Luke

[Special Ed]

Be careful bro. You might a an unexpected visit. 

That would be awesome! Hopefully, I'll have something in the fridge for them.

[Disgusted]

That would be awesome! Hopefully, I'll have something in the fridge for them.

Take a tip from Sean, maybe they would like iced tea like the DEA did. 

[Disgusted]

you are so full shit the sewers are getting jealous. Either that or Wayne is talking some real shit.

Please

[The Next BIG Thing!]

PowerRod, how ya like my legs?


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[Disgusted]

PowerRod, how ya like my legs?


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That sounds kinda gay bro. 

[The Next BIG Thing!]

That sounds kinda gay bro. 

Yeah, well my asspipe isn't in shot! 

Rod had a swipe at my back, so I thought I'd point out that my legs are way better.


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[ieffinhatecardio]

This lump almost looks like oil.

[marcus]

Your legs make you look like a fat woman in heels, at least in that pic.

[Disgusted]

Yeah, well my asspipe isn't in shot! 

TNBT

You gotta point there, thank God. 

[Mons Venus]

Since when is a guy so smooth and soft deemed so much better than his competition that the competition is unworthy of a single callout? If anything, Cutler is the one who is unworthy of the comparison.

Sadly, it has nothing to do with bodybuilding........it's all about business.   

[OTHstrong]

you are so full shit the sewers are getting jealous. Either that or Wayne is talking some real shit.

You don't what goes on up there. These guys have an interesting point, your the retard that thinks the judges are innocent. Everybody on getbig knows Wolf deserves number one spot and everybody also knows that at best he'll be in fifth. How this happens, I don't know, but when someone gets screwed, it has to be in someones best interest.

[Van_Bilderass]

Special Ed, there's persistent rumors about Victor being a rat working for the feds. What do you know about this? Could this factor in in how he is placed?

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Your legs make you look like a fat woman in heels, at least in that pic.

Let's see yours.


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[McFarland]

Special Ed, there's persistent rumors about Victor being a rat forking for the feds. What do you know about this? Could this factor in in how he is placed?

Interesting.  And you know Steve and Bev's gym was in trouble with them a little while ago, too.  I haven't been able to understand how Victor's been allowed to do so well considering his criminal activity in the past in this day and age, but that theory makes alot of sense.  I mean, the Arnold was his before he even stepped onstage it seemed. 

[Captain Slin]

You don't what goes on up there. These guys have an interesting point, your the retard that thinks the judges are innocent. Everybody on getbig knows Wolf deserves number one spot and everybody also knows that at best he'll be in fifth. How this happens, I don't know, but when someone gets screwed, it has to be in someones best interest.

even people who arent judges but expert in teh sport are calling it different than these fags. i guess everyone is in n some huge conspiracy right? now that is what is retarded.

[Iceman1981]

Wolf shoulda jumped outta line and challenged Jay!!! Fuck all this callout BS. That would made the whole show worth watching.  

LOL, now that would of been funny

[mitchyboy]

What kind of world do live in slin, I wanna move there, sounds nice

[swilkins1984]

If the winner the Olympia is the one with the best back Jay is not even close. Very soft

[swilkins1984]

If the winner the Olympia is the one with the best back Jay is not even close. Very soft

Dexter and Victor destroyed him. The ONLY thing Jay has is calves.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

shut the fuck you up idiot none of that is going on. what a retard.

 

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Slin, you seem to have a lot of nervous energy on board.

You oughta take up bodybuilding.



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[dearth]

special ed,

since you are in the know, or at least claim to be, for how much of ronnie' reign has this top 10 list been utilized?

TOP TEN WAYS THEY FIX THE OLYMPIA

1. Call a judges meeting the day before the show to strategize how they will justify Cutler winning.
2. Flex photographers take contest photos of Cutler filling the frame - everyone else is shot differently with less zoom. That way, when people compare photos, Cutler looks bigger and more detailed in each one, even though we know otherwise. Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

3. Judges agree not to not call out Cutler against Wolfe. Instead we get Cutler v. Will Harris.
4. Judges try to make us think this is 2006 all over again with pointless Cutler-Coleman comparisons, as if either guy is worth calling out in the first round.
5. Dishonest publications do a sudden about-face from last year and decide that size is more important than conditioning. None of them explain how Ruhl still fails to make top 10.
6. Flex Magazine reports that the show is between Cutler and Martinez, describing Jay as "clearly the biggest competitor among the upper echelon competitors" -- whatever the fuck that means!
7. All of the so-called "writers" report their "predictions" during the show instead of a fair description of the total mockery we are witnessing. Only Lift Studios has the cojones to report that the show should be between Victor and Dexter.
8. Photographer assistants are already reviewing photos to find ones where Cutler is fully into pose and Victor and Dexter are not.
9. Judges change scorecards with calculators to figure out how to set stage for Jay's "come-from-behind" victory.
10. Judges tell Victor the contest "is all yours" on Friday night, so he can relax enough to allow Jay to "sharpen up" enough to win on Saturday. Just watch.

In fact, the only thing weighing in Victor's favor is his close relationship with head judge Steve Weinberger and Steve's wife and fellow judge Bev Francis. This may come down to a behind-the-scenes battle between the judges and their lobbying of other judges.

And of course, MHP's (Vic's sponsor) Gerard Dente has probably been on the phone for the past 48 hours calling the judges and offering them all-expenses paid trips to the Caribbean.

"There are things....that go on...that people don't need to know."

[haider]

Yeah, and that relates to this thread how?  

Besides, I'd sooner have a pic of my own mediocre back as my avatar, than a homoerotic pic of Christ-knows-who.


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You're a homo either way, HOMOSEXUAL.

[The Next BIG Thing!]

Christ, what an honour it is to have Stephen Hawking among us.

I didn't know you were a skinhead, Stephen.

How did we get onto me being a homo erectus anyway?

Not that I am. I dunno how that rubber man got into my closet.

That's a thing, seems to be an American phenomenon. Guys putting down everything as 'gay'.

Look at YouTube. Someone doesn't like a video, it's gay. A BBer is soooooo gay. A guy showing off his car is gaaaaaaay. Comics who poke fun at gays are gaaaaaaaay.

Get a thesaurus, you fuckin' chimps, ya hear me?

It's usually teenagers and adolescents who do it, which I guess is understandable. No social skills, little vocab.

However, Haider (hater, right?) if you are older than twenty, you're a lost cause with your macho horseshit.

Mwah!


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