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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2007, 11:26:15 AM »
Considering his Ministry makes more in a day than your "rich family with the biggest Bentley dealer in NC" makes in a life time and his wife is pretty much hotter than than anyone you've even talked to..............

his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2007, 11:31:15 AM »
his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)



he's just another guy using the bible and christ to his advantage. his church made an annual revenue about $45 millions in, not counting another $30 millions coming from the mail. He gets $13 millions in advance from his book sales
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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2007, 11:31:56 AM »
Does this thread need a Hail Satan! I think it does.
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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2007, 12:15:11 PM »
his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2007, 02:48:47 PM »
I love how anytime you get something in the mail from a church, or see one of those televangelist on tv they are trying to sell you something or get you to donate money.  Also its bs that churches dont have to pay taxes

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2007, 02:50:16 PM »
can't believe no one has brought up P ::)at Robertson's 2,000 pound leg presses and youth and muscle "shake".

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2007, 02:59:41 PM »
can't believe no one has brought up P ::)at Robertson's 2,000 pound leg presses and youth and muscle "shake".

I bought Robertson's shake and leg pressed 2000lbs with one finger.  ;D

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2007, 03:04:42 PM »
I'm sorry I think that religion is a crutch for weak minded people.  Ever notice how when someone gets clean they always go to religion, like trading one addiction for another.  instead of spending their money in drugs they spend it on church :-\

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2007, 03:07:07 PM »
I bought Robertson's shake and leg pressed 2000lbs with one finger.  ;D
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D


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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2007, 03:09:08 PM »
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D



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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2007, 04:45:28 PM »
You hostility toward this man is a direct result of your bottled up anger toward something which lies deep within your self. Once you find what is really bothering you, your life will be much more meaningful and fulfilling.

na he will solve the problem by placing a bullet in his own head on dec 27th 2014.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2007, 04:58:28 PM »
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D




Hahahahahaaaa  f'n funny !!

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2007, 04:59:36 PM »
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2007, 05:19:55 PM »
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.


what do you find comfort in?

if anyone is a simpleton is you my friend
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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2007, 08:16:26 PM »
na he will solve the problem by placing a bullet in his own head on dec 27th 2014.

He is a tormented soul and that is a shame. Eveything he does in life is motivated by anger that comes from within. Finding himself is going to be a long scabrous journey, hopefully he is strong enough to make it to the end.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2007, 08:32:27 PM »
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.

Wow!  Let me guess u can do it too, but you dont own a camera ::)

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2007, 08:34:55 PM »
Oral Roberts.  ORAL? 

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2007, 09:25:10 PM »
Oral Roberts.  ORAL? 

as the BYU kids say, ORAL is MORAL.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2007, 09:49:26 PM »
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2007, 09:52:25 PM »
more power to him, if you read the prophecies of nostradamus it tells that the muslims are taking over, and christians need all the power they can get.



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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2007, 01:17:10 AM »
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.

HAHAHAHA when Ted Haggard comes on TV i grab the popcorn! the guy is a great act.

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2007, 02:23:53 AM »
In a 60 minutes segment aired last night on CBS, the interviewer said this about the 145lbs Osteen " You can see that same diligence in his workouts. Osteen can bench-press 300 lbs., which is twice his body weight. And on the basketball court, even in the simplest of pickup games, he is focused, determined and looking for help from above".

Maybe he's a strong dude, but they show a quick clip where he was in the gym, doing 185lbs or so in the smith machine.

what else did u expect man..look at his eyes hes high

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2007, 04:23:19 AM »
what else did u expect man..look at his eyes hes high

hes high on his own supply

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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2007, 04:25:55 AM »
Wait for it...................... ...........wait for it...................... .......................


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are you saying Joel is juicing for Jesus?
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Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2007, 04:26:51 AM »
are you saying Joel is juicing for Jesus?

are you suggesting jesus was natural?