Author Topic: I am back with the ex wife (Read 17296 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #75 on:** October 19, 2007, 07:00:47 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 19, 2007, 06:57:22 PM

Yeah really. But seriously, can you imagine taking your girl back if you knew her crotch was a human pin cushion for other guys' dicks? Not disrespecting Howie here because I think he's a good dude, just can't figure this one out.

Maybe he likes stirring the porridge

DEFCON · « **Reply #76 on:** October 19, 2007, 08:05:45 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on October 19, 2007, 10:47:10 AM

Beth was a very pretty and classy lady that I enjoyed dating. I always had a lot of love for my ex however, love is a pretty crazy thing. Beth and I dated a few months, but that was it.

why is her arm morphed?

evandatp · « **Reply #77 on:** October 19, 2007, 08:45:25 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 19, 2007, 06:57:52 PM

Someone please explain to me why "who Howie is currently fucking" qualifies as a topic for the main board?

Because there's no "who Goatboy is currently fucking" topic posted yet.

Despite your efforts we know it's not Flower, so why not post pics ? Then we can contrast & compare with Howie's.

Wanocki · « **Reply #78 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Livewire on October 19, 2007, 10:38:54 AM

can she dunk?

haha I knew somebody would mention the height difference as soon as I saw the pic and there it is on the first reply

BabyBallsMcgee · « **Reply #79 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:59:27 PM »

Congratulations Howie!

Have you had been giving her rough sex out of spite?

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #80 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:22:50 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 19, 2007, 06:57:52 PM

Someone please explain to me why "who Howie is currently fucking" qualifies as a topic for the main board?

It's good for the younger getbiggers to see what a mid-life crisis looks like. So that when their time comes, they'll be better equipt to deal with it.

Livewire · « **Reply #81 on:** October 19, 2007, 11:03:08 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on October 19, 2007, 10:22:50 PM

It's good for the younger getbiggers to see what a mid-life crisis looks like. So that when their time comes, they'll be better equipt to deal with it.

brutal.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #82 on:** October 19, 2007, 11:08:14 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on October 19, 2007, 10:22:50 PM

It's good for the younger getbiggers to see what a mid-life crisis looks like. So that when their time comes, they'll be better equipt to deal with it.

HAHA quote of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Coach · « **Reply #83 on:** October 20, 2007, 07:44:53 AM »

Good God.............. just the title of this thread gives me nightmares, I rather shoot myself $:-\$

HowieW · « **Reply #84 on:** October 20, 2007, 07:57:58 AM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on October 19, 2007, 10:22:50 PM

It's good for the younger getbiggers to see what a mid-life crisis looks like. So that when their time comes, they'll be better equipt to deal with it.

LOL, this is epic get big and quite funny, even at my expense.

I knew this thread would get a lot of cracks and draw some epic one liners.
I was not disapointed.
Howard

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #85 on:** October 20, 2007, 08:32:53 AM »

wasnt she in the movie the "Dark Crystal"??

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #86 on:** October 20, 2007, 08:51:35 AM »

Quote from: Quagmire on October 20, 2007, 08:02:17 AM

I've been here two days and love getbig's topics already. So what's your plan here? Ram her in the ass for a month and then say bye-bye?

You've got a pretty big mouth on you for being a noob with 5 posts.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #87 on:** October 20, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »

Quote from: Quagmire on October 20, 2007, 08:02:17 AM

I've been here two days and love getbig's topics already. So what's your plan here? Ram her in the ass for a month and then say bye-bye?

Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!

knny187 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 20, 2007, 11:27:30 AM »

Howie you Jarhead.....

why?

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #89 on:** October 20, 2007, 11:28:44 AM »

I didn't read this thread. I can say however I don't really care about members personal lives unless they have some sort of piss poor luck and love punishment

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #90 on:** October 20, 2007, 11:36:36 AM »

Quote from: knny187 on October 20, 2007, 11:27:30 AM

Howie you Jarhead.....

why?

He prob got dumped by the new GF and went crawling back to teh ex.

JCL · « **Reply #91 on:** October 20, 2007, 11:46:05 AM »

why divorce then get back together? whats the point, didnt work the first time.wont work second...for awhile it will in the end it will fail, mark my words...

tu_holmes · « **Reply #92 on:** October 20, 2007, 12:08:00 PM »

Quote from: JCL on October 20, 2007, 11:46:05 AM

why divorce then get back together? whats the point, didnt work the first time.wont work second...for awhile it will in the end it will fail, mark my words...

While you are most likely correct, I certainly hope that is not the case.

Heartache once is bad enough... I wish the guy well though.

Odds are we'll be hearing about how miserable he is soon enough though.

JCL · « **Reply #93 on:** October 20, 2007, 02:59:30 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on October 20, 2007, 12:08:00 PM

While you are most likely correct, I certainly hope that is not the case.

Heartache once is bad enough... I wish the guy well though.

Odds are we'll be hearing about how miserable he is soon enough though.

No it will happen...200%.

What happened originally why the first heartache?

willie mosconi · « **Reply #94 on:** October 20, 2007, 03:15:27 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 19, 2007, 06:57:22 PM

Yeah really. But seriously, can you imagine taking your girl back if you knew her crotch was a human pin cushion for other guys' dicks? Not disrespecting Howie here because I think he's a good dude, just can't figure this one out.

so, every woman you've ever dated is a virgin?

I doubt it. Sounds like a double standard to me. It is okay for you to have a sexual past, but not the women you date? This is the 21st century!

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #95 on:** October 20, 2007, 03:48:23 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on October 20, 2007, 11:28:44 AM

I didn't read this thread. I can say however I don't really care about members personal lives unless they have some sort of piss poor luck and love punishment

that should account for 90% of all getbigger

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #96 on:** October 20, 2007, 04:02:14 PM »

Quote from: willie mosconi on October 20, 2007, 03:15:27 PM

so, every woman you've ever dated is a virgin? I doubt it. Sounds like a double standard to me. It is okay for you to have a sexual past, but not the women you date? This is the 21st century!

translation: "My wife was with 2,000 guys before I married her. But I promised her that if she gave up being a street walker, I'd buy her something nice at the Gap"

The Coach · « **Reply #97 on:** October 20, 2007, 04:06:33 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on October 19, 2007, 06:57:52 PM

Someone please explain to me why "who Howie is currently fucking" qualifies as a topic for the main board?

Howard is a teacher, right? I'll bet he's one of those guys who bores the shit out of his students with long diatribes in class about his personal life when he's supposed to be teaching them physics.

Public Screwl = Liberal indoctrination

Max_Rep · « **Reply #98 on:** October 21, 2007, 12:46:51 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on October 20, 2007, 07:44:53 AM

Good God.............. just the title of this thread gives me nightmares, I rather shoot myself $:-\$

If I remember correctly I think you said you'd rather staple you nuts to you leg with a nail gun.

Kwon · « **Reply #99 on:** October 21, 2007, 05:01:59 AM »

Good for you Howie!

Author Topic: I am back with the ex wife (Read 17296 times)

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