Guys, thanks so much for posting this. This guy makes me feel so much better about myself, it's quite remarkable.
Thanks!
WOW this guy is just the best, for the following reasons:
He knows his Pokemon.
He knows how to deal with hair loss...first with a stunningly lame combover, THEN just shaving it all.
He knows how to stand under a lamp, shirtless, with a smug look on his face which he must have practiced for hours.
He can eat pussy while a chick shits a giant log of turd inches from his face....nay, even in his DREAMS!
He can use a cheap steel bar that bends just enough to allow the kinetic energy from his embarrassing bounces during his "full range of motion" to allow him to "embarrass internet nerds" AND...he wears state of the art "cheapo winter WalMart gloves" as training aids.
FINALLY ...close your eyes, listen to his voice and think RICHIE CUNNINGHAM....you can just HEAR the Fonze knocking on his mom's basement's door...AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyy!!!
HE IS LEGEND